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T L Mills's avatar

Just what the U.S. needed...TWO needy Eric Trumps performing for "Daddy's" notice.

Why So Lugubrious?'s avatar

I kind of read the Look Daddy parts like “How ‘bout now? How ‘bout nao?”

Hooker P Tape's Epstein files's avatar

Dear Mr. Chuckles McGrASSley,

1) BMWs are cooler.

2) you can receipt this.

Peace out,

Ka$h

Always Be Ithacating's avatar

Kash: Oh, shit she's giving me The Look! What did I say, or think, or wear, to piss her off this time?

"M"'s avatar

Y'all --

is Ka$h Patel over there suppressing evidence??

https://bsky.app/profile/muellershewrote.com/post/3mqkfmmns422u

They've literally had Renee Goode's car shrink-wrapped for six months

Jamoche's avatar

“ my jet ski is gold plated”

Bragging like you’re the narrator in Peter Gabriel’s Big Time.

Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

Any truth that there was a 350' gash in Lindsey Graham as the proven rapist Trump said?

TalentNotAutotune's avatar

I don't care what anyone says, calling Stephen Cheung a fat fuck who can't see his penis or his feet, let alone tie his own shoes, is appropriate and should be done at all times by all people.

He deserves it.

Always Be Ithacating's avatar

You can be more clever than that.

Michael Bowen's avatar

Y'know, Ka$h the Klown is dumb enough to get his Jet Ski gold-plated.

ciaobella's avatar

Your country music girl gonna dump you when you get sacked, Kash.

TalentNotAutotune's avatar

Yeah but he can play that song backwards and get his girl back, his job back, his plane back...

ciaobella's avatar

Cufflink-wearing fat-necked drunk motherfucker

G-7 in Space's avatar

Grassley is miffed because KA$H is Brown...in this case, that works for us??

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

𝙑𝘼𝙇𝙄𝘿𝘼𝙏𝙀 𝙈𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙍𝘿𝙀𝙍, 𝘿𝘼𝘿𝘿𝙔!

Generation Vax's avatar

Let Ka$h investigate Lindsey's death (wild goose chase much?). There are worse things KP could do with his time.

"M"'s avatar

NOT if he's over there suppressing evidence

https://bsky.app/profile/muellershewrote.com/post/3mqkfmmns422u

Let him find Savannah Guthrie's mom

She hasn't been found yet, and she disappeared on his watch

Pisto75666-Radical Left Scum's avatar

And if hes's doing that, he's staying out of the way of whoever passes for grownups in this administration.

bjkeefe's avatar

Amazing that this clown still has a job. Imagine if he didn't have a Y-chromosome.

WokeGrandma's avatar

Kash Patel not only has crossed eyes, but his posture suggests that he either has a severe neck injury or a stick up his ass. I can't decide who in Trump's cabinet I despise more: Patel or Hegseth. I guess Hegseth, because as far as I know, Kash just drinks and parties (and shills his brand of whiskey) but hasn't actively contributed to killing larger numbers of people.

Mysterysurf's avatar

"What am I, curdled unpasteurized milk?" -- RFK Jr.

WokeGrandma's avatar

I totally forgot about RFK Jr. and Stephen Chung (aka Jabba the Hutt). So many creeps, it's hard to remember them all.

WokeGrandma's avatar

Well, yes, you are. -- Me