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DogLover's avatar

Another great choice for Trump.

Richard griola's avatar

He should be paid extra for not showing up for work.

GrannysKnitting's avatar

insert 'if a democrat did this' meme

also - the level of self hate that this seems to express that Patel has for himself is... not good

larry gassan's avatar

Not to mention his password was K@$h-Bon3r as well

NoTimeForTheRight's avatar

Mommy didn't love him

Jay H. O'Flynn, III, MD's avatar

What pathetic bunch of incompetent clowns!

Elizabeth's avatar

Look at the behavior….that’s all you need.

NorthernLight's avatar

He maybe abusing more stuff than just alcohol. Side effect of being over his head with a job he is seriously unqualified for.

BlueSpot's avatar

"On multiple occasions in the past year, members of his security detail had difficulty waking Patel because he was seemingly intoxicated".

Oh, the word is "waking" not "wanking". That does make a difference.

Hank Napkin's avatar

I HAVE HERE A PIECE OF YOUR LIVER, A VIAL OF YOUR BLOOD, AND SOME CLOUDY, PINKISH URINE...

FBI’s Kash Patel denies excess drinking amid officials’ US security concerns

Thus Spaketh Your King's avatar

“The Bureau can officially report with 100% certainly that Savannah Guthrie’s mom is not being held held hostage in this saloon. Or this one.

Or this one.

Or thish one. Or thishun. Or shishhhh.” — Ka$-n-Karry Pastel

The Mitz's avatar

I relate to him as hockey’s drunkest fan gurl!

Hannah's avatar

One of my kids was the IT help for a huge state uni. Professors were frequently panicking when they would get locked out. It kept my kid employed, they got help, so win-win.

I agree that it's not entirely a bad thing that this dipshit is in charge. It could be so much worse.

ChillCat's avatar

Patel can be called Muscatel. Hegseth to Kegsbreath. All pieces of shit.

ChillCat's avatar

This whole effing regime a bunch of drunks, druggies led by demented malignant narcissist. His cabinet is in the liquor cabinet. Worst bunch in history. Patel, Kegsbreath and Jeanine” its 5 o'clock somewhere” Pirro. This country is fucked.

Beverly Smiles ga's avatar

We saw it live on tv- who’s surprised?