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Roseanne Kay's avatar

He and Shitler cheapened the win. It shames me to be an American.

asmallmacropod's avatar

It says a lot about the men’s hockey team.

The Blessed Reverend's avatar

invited them to come to his State of the Union address on Tuesday.

Based on how many Democrats are reportedly boycotting it,

*there should be plenty of seats.*

that's why

Franklin Gibson's avatar

Guy likes hockey. I guess he either got hit in the head for his eyes to cross or he hit the wall one too many times. Either way, great to see the Dir of the GBI slamming beers in Milan when this country has ump-teen cases to solve. All on taxpayer money!!!!

The Blessed Reverend's avatar

he leaves all that for the little people

Dialectic.Detective's avatar

After reading the first paragraph did anyone else feel like shouting out "The Aristocrats!"?

Philip Martin's avatar

Use his real name, Kashyap

Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

You know when it's a good time to get a security debriefing about a major athletic event? When people are busy in the middle of handling security for a major athletic event.

LOU LOU's avatar

The Trump culture war does not yet include USA having an official sport tied to its national identify, but if the USA did, surely it would claim football as the greatest, not hockey. Hockey is Canada's.

Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

The USA's is pickleball. Or pocket pool.

James's avatar

Patel can only get away with this because Fatboi von Schitzinpantz allows it. In any other administration he would still be making a living as a social media hack. And the FBI Director would be disciplined or fired for misappropriating a government business jet for personal use. The fact that Patel (et. al.) gets away with this on the regular tells you that either von Schitzinpantz isn’t actually in charge, or he is and simply doesn’t care what his underlings do with our money.

What’s depressing AF is the realization that the one Cabinet member who may actually be remotely qualified for the job they have is Pam Bondi. She does at least have a law degree, even if she’s not terribly good at it.

Jesus Jones.

paul's avatar
3hEdited

If you think Kash was bad, look at what FOTUS posted on truth- HIM winning the game.

Starts at 2:16

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REue3yH_Cqc&t=132s&pp=0gcJCaIKAYcqIYzv

Dogfather, deluded wine mom.'s avatar

What a pathetic little man baby.

LOU LOU's avatar

Wow, his impulse is to share a fake video of him playing in the game.

paul's avatar

It's not a re post either.

pskbh's avatar

Our friends up north should use the idiot ai video to let their 3rd graders laugh before releasing them from school for the day.

pskbh's avatar

Worse than I thought.

Thanks Paul.

HeyMom's avatar

US men's hockey players behavior over the last 24 hours will be taught in business schools as a remarkable, near-instantaneous destruction of brand value -- and yet another example of the immutable law of nature: everything Trump touches, dies.

James's avatar

Even when Trump only touches it via proxies.

HeyMom's avatar

That stink is adhesive and it never washes off.

tehbaddr's avatar

Kra$h is a pathetic loser.

RRJKR's avatar

We bitch about underage drinking, actually drinking in general, then show all the kids that the proper way to celebrate a win is to binge drink and get trashed in the locker room afterwards Kash says it's totally cool All that was missing was Kav and his best bro Squi rolling in a keg and some babes!

Pub Option's avatar

Connor Hellebuyck should make a knock-off version of Jagermeister, the label could be similar but with 666 between the antlers rather than a cross.

schmannity's avatar

Other Olympics news:

Trump Invites Caucasian Half Of Alysa Liu To Visit White House

https://theonion.com/trump-invites-caucasian-half-of-alysa-liu-to-visit-white-house/