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Tjames's avatar

Let’s imagine for a moment that AOC had used taxpayer dollars for a trip to Italy and then went in the women’s locker room to celebrate and was chugging a beer.

Leslie DeGrassi's avatar

They all make me sick.

Marcus Damicus's avatar

Man, it's gonna be a long climb outta this hole we've dug for ourselves. But when we do, that hole will make an excellent grave for the careers of the myriad idiots in/attached to this administration.

Fuck Trump.

NH is for πŸ¦‘πŸ„πŸ's avatar

I worked for a while for a deep state DoD agency. I wore my badge for a year on a rainbow lanyard, which was provided by the agency during Pride Month. I thank Dawg daily that I retired in 2024.

Kirsty Gnome #jobhunting's avatar

Is there any wonder why Bongino quit?

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Bug-eyed jackal fart.

This is why I come to Wonkette every day.

Nicole Koretsky's avatar

Neither is true. Would you like to hear about my friend Brian, who had Tourettes, from whom I learned about the terrible burden of the disease, in which the brain learns all of the worst words as we all do, and can't stop itself saying them, despite not meaning them? That he used the C-word in front of women, the F-word in front of our gay friends, and wept afterwards? That he ended up hanging himself in his parents basement? Until or unless we learn about the man who used the word, and whether or not he's a piece of shit racist, I'm going to withhold judgement. That's what I meant about a conversation on the topic. Rather than attacking one another. I'm super shocked to find this shit happening here, tbh. And really bummed about it.

Jonny 8 That's avatar

all on our tax dollars btw

Mari Gold's avatar

He’s got a team protecting the US Hockey Team who won against Canadian Hockey team (Both genders: women and mens). Kash is celebrating with our Victorious USTeam. Thats called Patriotism.

Fender Deluxe's avatar

Every minute Patel spends doing anything other than cosplaying as FBI director is one minute he’s not impeding his agency’s investigation into the Guthrie disappearance. He’s already fucked it up, so many now that he’s busy elsewhere the professionals can do their best to unfuck it.

And while the Guthrie case is high-visibility, there are sure to be other crimes the agency should be handling.

insert_something_creative's avatar

It's *already* happened in other cases, including the mass shooting at Brown University. Remember a MIT professor was also killed by the same shooter before being apprehended so time was critically important: https://www.aol.com/articles/fbi-response-brown-mass-shooting-230346983.html

"A whistleblower is claiming that FBI Director Kash Patel’s use of a bureau jet delayed the law enforcement agency's ability to respond to the Brown University mass shooting late last year.

Agents from the FBI's evidence response team were reportedly delayed in reaching Brown University following a December mass shooting, which left two dead and nine injured, because Patel reportedly had the plane in Florida.

A whistleblower gave an account of the situation to Senator Richard Durbin, the ranking Democrat on the Senate Judiciary Committee. He sent a letter to the Government Accountability Office and the Justice Department's Inspector General’s office on Tuesday accusing Patel of hindering the agency's ability to conduct critical investigative tasks by misusing its resources, according to MS NOW.

Patel was reportedly in South Florida with one jet and had placed a hold on the second jet for another FBI team that would not typically respond to the scene of a mass shooting, according to sources who spoke to the broadcaster. The sources said Patel was in Florida on the day of the shooting and did not fly back until the following day."

Daydream Believer's avatar

Well, the women’s hockey team won’t be at the SOTU because of β€œscheduling conflicts”, though I wouldn’t blame them for skipping after Trump made them the brunt of one of his β€œjokes”.

LoCoJo's avatar

So far I've gotten as far as "bug-eyed jackal fart" and now I need a minute.

OK. Back to reading.

mr_snarky's avatar

the trump regime's idiots ruin everything they touch. they don't even know what dignity is.

archy's avatar

My favorite Hoover story concerns his longtime 'companion' Clyde Tolson.

The pair were fond of the ponies, frequenting horse tracks together for years.

When Clyde was ill and frail Hoover was embarrassed to be seen with him.

One day, while the two of them were leaving the track, Clyde fell. The security detail sprang into action, trying to help Clyde get back on his feet.

Hoover's response?

"Let the asshole get up by himself."

A prince of a fellow, eh?