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Barney's avatar

Too much lol.

This story reminds me of something I heard over 50 years ago.

How do you get rid of crabs?

You shave half of your pubic area, set the other half on fire and when the crabs run across you, stab them with an ice picK!

Sharon Dymond's avatar

I am so impressed.

innocentbystander's avatar

"HEY! Did you see that...?

"Nothing happened, right? Right. Well, I did that. I mean., I made that not happen. Me and my crew. And we're gonna do it again. And again and again after that until nothing ever happens again all the time. You got that? Well get it, Lefty, or you're gonna be showcased on post office walls from here to Cincinnati.

"Now get this mook offa my carpet and outta my office, Clyde."

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

So, they arrested a guy in Cincinnati, Ohio, eh? Who arrested him? The feds? The locals? If it was the locals, how about we trot the Cincinnati Chief of Police out to take a few bows and confirm that this is exactly what happened.

Then, we can all run down to the local cop shop and look at the arrest record.

Fool's avatar

I wonder if these are the guys Kash busted as a risk to the bouncy-house rasslin' match.

www.thebulwark.com/p/the-shocking-arrest-of-a-maga-pit-bull-fake-secret-service-pal-ryan-fournier-jordan-daley

One of these assholes is a "right wing influencer" who had been going around DC claiming all sorts of involvement with the president ("“I’ve been on calls with the White House all night dealing with Iran,” Fournier wrote in a text message to a woman with whom he was flirting.") while the other guy claimed to be his Secret Service bodyguard.

"The officers were warned that Daley was so committed to the ruse that he had boasted about a plan to bring guns into the Freedom250 Ultimate Fighting Championship event that would take place forty-eight hours later on the South Lawn of the White House."

Robert Eckert's avatar

"And they all got arrested, praise Kash!" No, not all of the suspected plotters were arrested, because Kash tipped them off with his premature leak.

GrannysKnitting's avatar

so, the target list, right, the one that they say were being targeted at a MAGA event, because those targets will be there? talk about projection, and/or a confession

diogenez's avatar

Did any of the people arrested actually own any drones?

GrannysKnitting's avatar

or explosives? or was it one of those stupid chats where everyone piles on and shit gets out of hand but it was all theoretical venting anyway

Thixotropickle's avatar

Early Ka$h: "We have rounded up 23 suspected terrorists!"

Next Ka$h: "We have found 5 suspected actual terrorists!"

Later Ka$h: "One guy is probably a terrorist!"

Ultimate Ka$h: "We have released the suspect who is completely innocent of terrorism. No further questions I have to fly in the taxpayer-provided multi-million dollar jet to the taxpayer-paid for fake ass concert my girlfriend is giving in Belgium where she is such a star!"

Skunk Formerly Known As Stoner's avatar

Effen Cincinnati and their communist iPhones

Sherry's avatar

Of all the things that did not happen this did not happen the most. We will never hear another word about these “arrests”. Bet me.

Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

JD Vance should go fuck himself. Also, too, lame ass Kash.

Skunk Formerly Known As Stoner's avatar

Anytime Vance is seen in public he should be greeted with a chorus of COUUUUUCH FUCKERRRR

COUUUUUCH FUCKERRRR

NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

I remember the old days when my default position was to consider official statements from the government to be at least reality-adjacent, even if spun politically. Now my default position is, “Fuck no ain’t nobody got time for that shit.”

beb's avatar

The White House is suffering from "The Boy Who Cried Wolf" syndrome. They've lied so often and so over the top that no one believes them anymore,

Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

It is kind of amazing. I mean "The Boy Who Cried Wolf" was among the first fable/lesson stories I ever heard. It's easy and simple. Everybody understands it. Until now.