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Sister Artemis's avatar

This is so fucking bizarre, and laughable, and dangerous all at the same time - my head is going to twist around until I get one of those bad neck kinks, and all the while my head will be bobbing back and forth like a confused puppy.

The other thing: I keep thinking about a refrigerator visible through the swinging doors at Good Time Bar in Eugene, and how the 86 list was on the frig, with it's list of Things That Were Murdered Dead By Being All Et Up! Sour Cream? Ded. Tater Tots? Ded. Frank's Sauce? Ded.

So sad, so bad, so fucking ridiculous I want to pull my hair out.

GiggleSnort's avatar

This is would be laughable, except we've reached the point where just being on the President's enemies list is enough to get you indicted on some made-up felonies. We just aren't at the stage yet where the courts just grease through a conviction. All this is some faschy shit.

innocentbystander's avatar

Ok, I will now admit that the DOJ can indeed get a grand jury to indict a ham sandwich, even one made with no mustard, no lettuce, no cheese, no bread and, significantly, no ham.

Edith Prickly's avatar

Ka$hBar should be worried about keeping his job. Der Trumpenfurher looks down on alcoholics.

Being drunk all the time is also what I’d expect from someone who knows they are way out of their depth. Go back to podcasting while your liver is still functioning, Ka$h.

Rad's avatar

Although this is nothing more than a pointless clown show, I feel nothing for Comey. He screwed the pooch when he threw Hillary under the bus in 2015.

I will, however, continue to post an "86 47" meme on my blog. It replaced my "86 16" meme (poor Abe, I guess he should just get to rest in peace).

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Comey deserves a lot of distain. But if this is all the DOJ can muster for litigation, all Comey will end up doing is paying his attorneys for their time.

Personally, I hope Comey never falls asleep without knowing that he started this whole destruction of America.

fawkedifiknow's avatar

All along I thought "86 47" referred to the age discrepancy between Trump and his bitch/third wife.

Birb-General of the US's avatar

What is the two-numeral code for go fuck yourself? I know it's not 69 or 86, but what is it?

ziggywiggy's avatar

I posted a photo of graffiti that included the words "kill cops" am I going to be indicted now?

RandomNameAllocated's avatar

Ah yes, "senescent pique", the new name for my electroKazoo band. Hire us to entertain people you hate

Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

This brings to mind an occasion when I selected a Bob Dylan song on a barroom jukebox. When the harmonica break started some drunk at the other end of the bar shouted "Who's playing that goddamn hippie shit?!" We kind of laughed at him. Never mind that the folkies and the hippies weren't necessarily the same group.

Elviouslyqueer's avatar

OT but BREAKING NEWS: SCOTUS has invalidated Louisiana's second majority-black Congressional district because *ahem* it constitutes a racial gerrymander. Never mind that the current map graciously grants one majority Black district (versus six majority White districts) in a state that is 1/3rd Black. And guess who brought the initial challenge to the second majority Black district, on the grounds that it violated the Equal Protection Clause?

JFC, these racist assholes.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

John Roberts is a Post Racist racist, he has two scoops of racism in his lily-white ass.

42tontom's avatar

Balls and strikes my ass!

Herr Snackmeier's avatar

Just before the pandemic, the government of NC promoted an "86 it!" anti-litter campaign. As in, you know, put litter in the trash can, asshole.

There are still public trash cans downtown with "Here's where you 86 it!" vinyl wrapping.

That campaign worked about as well as this indictment.

Vic's avatar

- and both concern garbagey initiatives

Oy!'s avatar

[ ot ]

"Former Attorney General Pam Bondi is set to testify before Congress about the Epstein files on May 29 after she failed to appear for a previously scheduled deposition."

8647

Oy!'s avatar

"Rep. James Comer (R-Ky.) on Wednesday defended comedian Jimmy Kimmel, who is facing calls for his firing over jokes he made last week about President Trump and first lady Melania Trump."

Brian McCurdy's avatar

When someone actually does threaten the president, they knock on your door immediately because they want to nip an imminent threat in the bud. They don't wait a year and indict only after their previous indictment of the president's sworn enemy flames out spectacularly and the new deer-in-the-headlights acting AG wants to impress the boss.

Herr Snackmeier's avatar

That evidence of lack of urgency does undermine the government's case.

cmd Human Scum's avatar

OT, I dropped in on the Senate budget hearing for the Dept of WARRRRR. Pete is doing an opening statement. The nameplate in front of him says: HON Hegseth. I didn't see any punctuation after the HON.

cmd Human Scum's avatar

Ha, on the House Armed Services Committee, Hegseth is listed as a witness from:

Secretary of Defense

Department of Defense

Caine also listed as Department of DEFENSE.

Antifa Commander's avatar

He spelled HUN wrong.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

“Welcome to Hell, Hon”

Vic's avatar

"Shells is other people" was the heading in today's Washingtonian Magazine feed.

42tontom's avatar

So just like Soylent Green?