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Innocent Bystander's avatar

Troye may want to get that old Apple alert sound "Sosumi" loaded onto her iPhone.

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Mart's avatar

When you have Michelle Bachman eyes they let you do anything you want.

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biff murphy's avatar

If past history is any indication of the future he's already lied his fucking ass off.

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biff murphy's avatar

And discover will be entertaining.

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Pliny the Younger's avatar

Oh no, is some asshole signing Kash Patel's name to stupid letters?

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honey the monster's avatar

One of the reasons fascism was successful for a time in Germany was it was incremental so it got normalized.

That's why a big part of me hopes Trump gets everything he asks for in terms of nominations. I think it needs to be sudden and bad for people to wake the fuck up. They did with COVID and threw him out over it, but like a bad relationship America can't quite quit him.

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Karen Krebser's avatar

I want George Carlin to show up in a phone booth and take me to a future time where every university teaches a year-long course in BESMIRCH STATEMENTS AND HOW TO MAKE THEM and also hands out free pot to students.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. Who does he think he is, DJT?

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Jay E.'s avatar

I wish I could like this 1000 times!

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chev_chelios's avatar

Just looking at the picture of the pathetic POS...I can smell his bad breath and BO....he needs to have a serious "talking" to behind the woodshed.

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Stulexington's avatar

You can't spell unqualified without qualified!

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Kirsty Gnome-Poledance Himmler's avatar

I liked John Oliver's description of Patel's official pic as someone who accidentally sent his Mom a dick pic... and got a thumb's up response.

https://www.rightrasta.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/Kash-Patel-Wiki-Biography.jpg

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biff murphy's avatar

Holy fuck...

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Laurian's avatar

K$H is tra$h. nough said. Fck him.

It's Congress concerns me. I'm old enough to remember when Congress Critters jealously guarded their political power. Sure, they would fuss and fight among themselves while divvying up the goodies but god help the moron who dared to challenge their all-so-exclusive club. Today, slightly more than half they don't understand the shit show coming at them.

The Fat Orange Fck is here to put Congress on notice. His cabinet noms are insult puppets hurling in a fascist Theater of the Absurd. TOF cares little which ones are confirmed and which are not. The point here is to turn on his basilisk gaze in search of those finch, the ones he can turn, use, then discard.

Nixon tried a different take on Dada politics but back in the Olden Days when Congress knew it was Da Shit and slapped Tricky Dick eight ways to a Quaker Sunday. He didn't resign over moral qualms, he resigned because a united Congress was looking for Executive blood.

We lost a democratic Congress when they forgot the adage "We must hang together or surely we will hang apart." To that I add, all the crabs in the basket eventually get boiled alive.

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Kirsty Gnome-Poledance Himmler's avatar

Seriously, it's supposed to be 3 *equal* branches, not 2.5 : .5

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Baconzgood's avatar

So baconz can litigate Adam ****n for writing I was gay on the highschool toilet? (For the record I'm actually Bi)

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

Dear Kash's lawyer,

Some asshole is signing your name to letters.

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"M"'s avatar

🌟🌟🌟

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Colbert Thorenson's avatar

"Republican senators were serious enough about being good stewards of the government?"

When is not since sometime after the Korean War Alex?

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Sam Beam's avatar

Let Patel take it to court, and then all the stuff about him will dragged out in excruciating detail. In a court.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Discovery isn't just the name of a spaceship in 2001: A Space Odyssey, K$sshole.

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Sam Beam's avatar

Exactly. Let him put his foot in that hole.

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