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It is precisely this very kind of lusty smut that Christine O'Donnell is against!

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it's gots plenty of slow talking.

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America is totally on the edge of famine, if you translate "famine" into "using 2 KFC double-downs as bread with a fried candybar in the center and washing it down with a 32oz side order of happy fizzy fructose joy serum"

But yes, she is totally spot-on. You can't help but feel sad for the infant, who has paid fucking nothing for anything and just expects to sleep and suck tits all day, he might grow up into a teevee-hypnotized idiot who doesn't think you should tax people, especially those who have more than enough to pay that tax.

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Spiritual famine? So unintentionally close, Kathleen. However, something tells me she's not really using any sort of analogy tying "our convenience foods are starving us" with the kinds of instant gratification glasseyed fucktards who are following such pseudo-religious bunk as foisted by the Prophet Beck's Hallowed Memorial Step Revival, who are getting the spiritual equivalent akin to the nutritious value of honeybaked cheetos on a stick.

Nah, she probably means "USA NEED MOAR GOD!"

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