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talk about humiliation rituals

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I know it's a day later but can we just all stop a minute and consider that this woman named one of her actual literal sons "Ridgeway"?

"Ridgeway" isn't something you name a person. It's something you name an independent convenience store on NY Route 5 with no gas pumps. That poor kid!

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Who's the other one "segway?

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It's also the surname of the famous Green River Killer; Gary Ridgeway. So, poor choice all around.

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I enjoy any parody of Republican bullshit, if for no other reason that it’s becoming almost impossible to pull off. Britt’s performance was so weird and fake that even her own party cringed and scolded her. “No, no, no, Katie. We told you to cry in your kitchen and look pretty and use a cross as a prop and weep for the Biden Border crisis. You weren’t supposed to audition your range by smiling, whispering, giggling, looking seductive and generally schizophrenic. Get back in the kitchen and make Tommy T some sandwiches.”

Britt’s use of the 2 decade-old tragedy sandwiched between “Biden border” and “Biden border” was pretty gross, and then her non-apology and blaming the media is perfectly on-brand for Republicans.

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I think she was sent out as bait and completely blew it. The only reason to have a Senator give the SOTU response from a kitchen is to draw a reaction. Decent people would obviously point out that this is where republicans think a woman's place should be, and they would spend the next several months shouting that Democrats hate housewives. But she was so ridiculously bad that her response became completely indefensible. Except for Tuberville. The only problem he saw was that she wasn't making him a sandwich.

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Britt tries to deliver bangers, gets mashed.

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"She could have completely toned down her Gloria-Swanson-in-Sunset-Boulevard performance on Thursday night and delivered the speech like a normal human being who wasn’t zonked on her kid’s ADHD medication, and people still would have had the same takeaway."

Blatant Gloria Swanson libelz!!!! She wasn't nearly as overdramatic as Katie Britt.

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The one good news for Britt is that her lie has taken people’s attention away from how creepy and melodramatic her delivery was.

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>>> Personally, we think her time would have been better spent in church praying on all the lying, but a) who knows, maybe she’s one of those evangelicals who thinks God wants them to lie to serve his greater Glory or whatever,

.....which is to say ALL OF THEM.

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scarlett johanssson was fucking brilliant. she nailed every aspect of that performance. between that and 'i'm not ken', hollywood distracted me from existential dread this weekend.

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I just finally saw an actual clip of Mrs. Britt. All I can say is she overdid the permagrin.

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The question I haven't seen anywhere regarding Twinkles and her fifth-grade play recital:

How, exactly, is this a "rebuttal" (heh heh, "butt") to ANYTHING?

A rebuttal, if I understand the term correctly, is a counter-argument to an opponent's statement.

President Biden's SOTU speech was (to summarize):

1. Women will vote for reproductive freedom;

2. The Affordable Care Act helps Americans;

3. We're doing humanitarian aid in Gaza;

4. The rich need to be taxed at a minimum of 25%;

5. Something about a Snickers bar.

Unless President Biden said that we've forced other countries to stop sex trafficking, and I somehow missed it, a story about terrible things happening IN ANOTHER COUNTRY, who we don't rule over anyway, is not a rebuttal to anything; it's a distraction.

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Biden: the state of the union is great!

Rebuttal: perky Doom song from Invader Zim

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Doom doom doom…

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her entire overdramatic theater kid shtick is a giant tell.

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It was just more look how much we care about women bullshit from the GOP. I don't know why they're so worried about women. The NYT's last "poll" suggest that we prefer trump over Biden. Perhaps the GOP find that poll as much bullshit as the rest of us do.

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Ms. Jacinto wants *Republicans* to be empathetic? She'll be waiting a LOOOOOONG time before that ever happens. The first thing that happens when you register to vote R is that the empathy chip is removed.

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The shame-gland too.(yes I did just invent that, but you know it would explain a lot.)

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"We wouldn't be okay with this happening [elsewhere]"

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Don't pat yourself on the back TOO hard, Aunt Lydia.

At least other countries don't pass laws forcing women to gestate and bear their r @ pists' babies.

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It's the same damn nonsense they pull with THE TROOOOPS.

You don't care about that group; you just want to stigmatize that other group.

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You want to know how much they love THE TROOOOPS? Ask them to cut a check that isn't going directly to a defense contractor. Suddenly, it's all THE DEFICIT.

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