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Jeffery Campbell's avatar

That's an invitation, I cannot refuse. BRB.

Riley Whodat Venable's avatar

You also get more for your money.

ahughes798's avatar

Well, even there, there's lots of pressure....

Riley Whodat Venable's avatar

All predicated on the heat in the system

ahughes798's avatar

Your local mom and pop jewelry store, if you have one near you.

ahughes798's avatar

If you're really adventurous, there's a state park in Arkansas where you can dig for your own diamonds. Fuck DeBeers!

http://www.craterofdiamonds...

whitroth's avatar

Just wan leetle question: shouldn't the women *also* file criminal charges against the managers? So not only does Signet pay, but THE BASTARDS GO TO JAIL, and do not collect $7.1M?

TheLastHonestLawyer's avatar

Diamonds are just shiny rocks, and aren't really that rare. The whole mania for them, and the idea that a woman isn't completely without plenty of shiny rocks was cooked up by the DeBeers family, who happen to control much of the world's supply of gem-quality diamonds.

Buy them if you must, but be aware that there's no such thing as an ethically clean diamond. Unless you found it yourself at Crater of Diamonds State Park in Arkansas.

http://www.craterofdiamonds...

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Yeah, the heat's always on those poor carbon molecules.

ahughes798's avatar

There is a small, independent jewelry store in my town. They have really pretty stuff. I have bought myself a couple of rings there from their estate jewelry section. One is an opal(my favorite stone), and the other is a small tiger's eye.

Holly - Lima Charlie's avatar

Damn! Was I supposed to be keeping track of all the sexxy fun time, and sammiches I did/made for my man? I really deserve a piece of mall store jewelry like this beautiful ring that I like totally deserve because sexxy fun time sammiches.https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

Captain Kraut's avatar

Exactly. When I was still wearing a wristwatch, it was the very first thing to go off as soon as I got home from work.

Now the pants go off first, as it should be.