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My favorite!

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Another day , another Trump rally .

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Heartiest congratulations!!

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Uppity

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Lady MS: Greetings from the Valley of the Olds. I, too, could recite that verbatim, as well as sing the entire Mary Sue Easter Egg jingle...however, I did forget to pay the trash bill last month. Funny how this works.

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I know she graduated Harvard Law, but she does such a good job of playing an idiot on television that I find it very hard to believe she isn't one in real life.

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I have met some very smart idiots, from time to time.

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Yeah, the WaPo has a piece saying it looks like state TV..... I'd be seriously worried, about now, of him staging a coup... but a couple of things: first, he, and all of his crew, and their Deplorables, are all so bloody disorganized and incompetent (hell, he isn't even selling uniform t-shirts and pants!), and second, he's pissed off the Pentagon, all the intel agencies, and both Houses of Congress - in other words, everyone he'd need to support his coup.

Oh, and yes, I can see the New Civil War: all the ammosexuals... vs. jets and tanks and infantry and artillery....

Meanwhile, the only Kaylee I'd want to listen to could help me build my star drive.....

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I think about Justin a LOT.

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It probably was, but my copy is packed away with about a thousand other books.

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Of course Keighlay McInaney is qualified to punditize. She's blonde and not overly careful about crossing her legs. Qualified! Add to that the Harvard thing and her worshipful devotion to our Peerless Leader- she's got it all.

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You're giving me an idea about how to motivate the people who work under me, since the posters in the break room are clearly not doing it.

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Yeah, a tank that can throw a 110-mm shell with pinpoint accuracy from 3000 yards versus the assault weapon of your choice -- uh huh.

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Ms. McEnany's shit-eating grin is, in fact, not chemically induced. It is the result of actually eating shit for which she apparently has quite a taste.

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I love Big Sister.

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He's smart. He's also extremely right-wing and therefore believes in subordinating his smarts to the defence of privilege and power.

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