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Uh... we're saying that Ivy league means your smart now? She was born rich. Like most of the people that go to ivy league schools. Money takes you a long way, especially when you're paying for your 4.0 at private high school and getting someone to take your SATs (probably).

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I agree except for the bit about their follower's 5 minute attention span. More like 5 seconds. Don't forget they are against "woke." They prefer being comatose.

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The newly formed organization, the Republican Women's group called Dumbus Cuntii has recently extended membership to Fox News host Kayleigh McEnany who has a JD from Harvard. It suggests standards at Harvard have taken a deep dive when they are graduating idiots on parade.

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Seriously. My PHD tenant literally can't change a lightbulb himself.

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Don't you just hate it when windows fail on airplanes? And what about that collateral damage?

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It is not logical to complain about Biden being "too old," while at the same time complaining that he's making an effort to stay healthy.

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Which is exactly why they are misdirecting their zombies attention. Remember, it doesn't have to have logical consistency. It only has to make some kind of sense for the 5 minutes of their attention span.

These are the same people that are speaking-in-tongue supporters of right to life, but are A-Okay with school shooting/no gun laws, the death penalty, stand your ground, and taking all social welfare programs away from kids.

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Five minutes, you are being way generous, try 30 seconds.

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I've lost some respect for the Fulton County Sheriff's office, self reported height and weight? Next time I'm booked near Atlanta I'll say 4' 7" and 116lbs, that way nobody will be able to correctly identify me leaving my crime sprees going forward.

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From what I've read from other people who are familiar with the criminal justice system, self-reporting is pretty much the norm everywhere. I imagine if you went too far outside the realm of possibility (like saying you were +/- 6" in height from your actual height, or claiming you weighed a svelte 150 when you were 300lbs if you were an ounce), they would put their own estimate in the record instead.

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But.. I *liked* the term metrosexual..

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Alas I was never that buff - or that butch. But we can still smoke up sometime.

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Was Kaleigh this upset when Trump couldn't be bothered to cut short his golf game when MBS was chopping up a journalist under American protection?

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No, because he had it on tape so he could play it after his round and dinner.

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Trump so jealous he can't plant bomb in Air Force One to kill his political enemies, like Putin did. in Russia.

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The sad thing is the Secret Service is so lousy with Magoons that that isn't completely outside the realm of possibilities. Major wasn't biting those agents recreationally.

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Hey, if I identified as a Tootsie Pop, I would definitely...nah, never mind lol

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..brag about how long you last? I mean, as long as no one lost their patience and bit through you, right?

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“Hi, this is Fox News talent dept calling with a job offer. We understand you are a blonde woman with an Ivy League degree. Would you sell those credentials to Fox and say arbitrary, negative things about Joe Biden and democrats? Doesn’t matter what you say, as long as you are upset, angry, annoyed, frustrated, flabbergasted or confounded by whatever Biden is doing at any given time. However good it might be, spin it as bad. Sound ok?”

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Hey his height and weight are virtually identical to Ali's I his prime.

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That's why they call him "Gaseous Bray".

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/Users/davisstatton/Desktop/ali.jpeg

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I wonder how many times Trump was fondling his grundle while eating an egg McMuffin in bed in his tightly whities at 11 am while important shit was going down.

It was a lot of times, I bet.

And yet, I did not elect a grundle-fondling instructor!

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...and don't forget Executive Time(tm)! No business before 11:00!

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I literally REQUIRE this to be satire.

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I guarantee you not a single one of the drooling idiots who watch this drivel would have voted for Biden anyways.

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It’s true. Fox is an echo chamber of grievances and white nationalist fantasy. Nobody watching is on the fence about Biden or democracy. They view Trump as a god, God as real and themselves as the only true patriots.

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