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Even drumpf's hairdresser seems to be losing it: the coif just doesn't have the look and feel of a preznit's anymore. Has always been repulsive, but now barely sits on top like a bird's nest. Should do as Stormy's lawyer does -- nipped short and honest looking.

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Each tweet is another attempt at obstructing justice, period. Each one should bring a new charge.

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Each Tweet is a partial confession as well.

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Why? He invaded Georgia, Moldova, and Ukraine already.

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He forgot the "please don't poison me" bit.

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Ya but... it didn't work out so well for the poor people for the next hundred years or so.

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If those cartoons always had chicks that hot in them I might have paid more attention.

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Also, too ... No. Fucking. Way 😎😎😎

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Mueller will get fired and the Republican Congress will do nothing.

Democrats will barely eke out a majority in the House and will block most of Trump's damage for the next two years. Trump will resign just a few days before surrendering office and Pence will pardon him. The incoming Democratic president (a white man) will let it stand so we can "put it behind us." Then the next GFC will hit and everyone will forget about Trump while the Democrats try to save the country/world from financial collapse. Your taxes will go up. The rich will get richer.

On the bright side, eventually the race/ethnic wars caused by global warming will destroy the international elite, replacing them with local warlords.

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Something to look forward to, then.

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The enslaved in Haiti took back their freedom and the United States got Louisiana for cheap. They were pretty happy with their lot. Plus it set a good example for others, nobody is too powerful to be cast down.

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After the way Tillerson was publicly treated by Trump why would anyone want to work for Trump?The local McDonald's has less turnover than the Trump White House.

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Donald has all of the angles worked out.That's why he is a "Stable Genius"!

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And I want to hear Rachel explain every last little detail of this infernal machine.

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I'd be just as happy if he and his were given AF1 and 20 billion to just leave, go have their own principality down in Southern Russia. Call it Vulgaria, the homeland of Vulgarians. His entourage would include so many repugs and amerigarchs, we'd better make that 50 billion.And I think Gen. H.R. McMasters would make a fine appointee to whatever the office would be called-- 'Defender of the Realm'?-- 'Protector of Liberty'-- 'Shield of Freedom'?-- and be given a certain leeway in extirpating the Russian influence.Then let us say that in 2020 he could resign his commission and return to his farm, as did Cincinnatus,or buy one if need be, as we would insist that he be handsomely- but not outrageously- rewarded for his service.

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