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Sue Garcia's avatar

Thank you. You are so smart and funny. We have to have the funny, otherwise...

Bubba Weep's avatar

Hit it maestro! "How can I miss you if you won't go away?!?"

Virgin Monk Boy's avatar

Jared Kushner is the only guy who can fail upward so hard it looks like a space program.

Man reads 25 books on the Middle East and suddenly he’s out here redesigning entire countries like it’s a real estate flip.

At some point it stops being “nepotism” and starts being a full-blown economic model.

Hilary Lambert's avatar

So icky. I bet even the TrumpenFuhrer despises him.

kmblue187's avatar

I'm already sorry.

Wondering Woman's avatar

I hope he loses billions and everyone who is laughing at him and his criminal daddies laughs even harder.

GoldStar's avatar

The story of Kush's father deserves a full airing for the young 'ins that may not remember -

He did a year in the clink for a slew of crimes that involved paying a prostitute to "seduce" his brother in law, filming it and then giving the film to his own sister.

Class act these Kushners.

OaktownMom's avatar

Even better. He had it sent to his sister during her son's engagement party. Straight outta "Bad Influence".

Fender Deluxe's avatar

They’re a real-life Aristocrats.

Warren's avatar

🤣🤣🤣🤣

OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Ivanka got the best end of the wife deal in the marriage of convenience scams. Uday and Qusay are nothing but low end schemers, conning their way by selling the "Daddy" thing for a million here a million there. Their wives go with them from con to con, day by day. But Jared. Man, when you can lift $50 billion plus from the robes of the Arabs and still keep your head...you are a first class felony level grifter. And Vanky can sit back and work on getting lunch invites.

Warren's avatar

There may be hashassin in his future.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I haven't had hash in so long. I'd kill for that.

Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

If I was one of his kids, I'd sue Ivanka for fucking that pencil necked genetic mutant.

Warren's avatar

Is he a robot or an alien from Planet Kanakuk?

This enquiring mind wants to know? Where is Matt Drudge when you really really need him?

🕊️ ꕷꖹꕷꗍ ♌'s avatar

They're all so fucking greedy!!! How much is actually enough for these freaks??? Answer: It's never enough. They want it all, no matter what they have to do (or who to kill) to get it. Meanwhile, my retirement fund today lost this much - $ 23,793.10, which is just chump change to them.🤬

Warren's avatar

They makes the rules and they intends to keep it thataway/Whats good for the Jared Kushners is good for the USA.

“When I was a little boy, I had a simple dream. And that was to get my hands on all the money in the world. You wouldn’t want to destroy a little boy’s dream, would you?”

Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

Nothing will ever be enough. When will people finally get it.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

At this level of wealth, it's just a dick-measuring contest, and in all dick-measuring contests, there's only one criteria.

BlueStateLibel's avatar

They want every last penny in our checking accounts.

Warren's avatar

What’s good for the Donald Trumps/Is good for the USA.

Hank Napkin's avatar

From Felons you get Felons and from Felons you get Felony, also.

John Conrow's avatar

Thanks for digging into this, so the rest of us don't have to.

tehbaddr's avatar

JOE AND HUNTER BIDEN INFLUENCE PEDDLING BARISMA GIANT COKED UP BONER!!!111!!11!1!

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Empty Gee's on our side now, so I guess it's all cool, huh, Hunter?

Warren's avatar

If the Biden Crime Family is so wicked, can’t they go to the mattresses against the Trump/Kushners?

tehbaddr's avatar

I'd like to see Hunter beat the tar out of Jr.!

No Quid Bro Code's avatar

Did anyone ask the Reformed MTG whether she regretted entering Hunter's hog into the Congressional Record?

Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

It's framed, on her bedroom wall.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

You know she had unredacted copies on her phone to show the girls on the House floor.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

She has a copy of the photo rolled up and stuffed inside her gigantic dildo.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

You want kinky? When she opens her eyes during sex and looks up, she sees a guy people call the Bee Man, because his face looks like he was stung by a swarm of bees.

Megan Macomber's avatar

Jared has always been a nasty stupid sociopathic old man in what was once a young Harvard (bought for him by Daddy) Man's body. Now he is a nasty stupid sociopathic old man in the body of a middle-aged poseur with the second-most-inflated sense of his own abilities in the world.

Remember all those jokes about how various Georges Bush got born on third base and thought they had hit a triple?* Jared Kushner got born standing on home plate, and HE thinks he invented the goddamn game.

*maybe perhaps not exactly how the joke goes...shrug emoji

You Should Ice That Burn's avatar

"Poor George, he can't help it. He was born with a silver foot in his mouth".

Ann Richards

Artemus Gordon's avatar

Jared Kushner is and always has been a paste-eater.

Warren's avatar

American Psycho. Maybe this is all just a dream in the mind of Christian Bales?

Meccalopolis's avatar

I hate every one of these motherfuckers with the heat of a thousand white hot suns.