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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Alternate universe Bill Oreilly

The Quirk's avatar

I'm thinking of that work awhile back using elephant feces.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

what do I win? But props to both of us for trying to sneak the Bard into the comments

WHICH AREN'T EVEN ALLOWED

SullivanSt's avatar

Did he mention that he is also a raging misogynist?

TundraGrifter's avatar

On the one hand, you could consider being Ablow's therapist a remarkably thankless job.

On the other hand, it involves sitting there for 50 minutes and listening. And it's a lifetime position.

TundraGrifter's avatar

So a shrink walks into a saloon and orders a beer and the bartender says "Let me see your ID."

TundraGrifter's avatar

Why don't those Virginia cops take a photo of the back of his head and see if it looks like the picture of that kid's wang?

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I think the name of that show should be Outnumbskulled.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Anybody here from Connecticut? Try the sea bass. I'll be here all week.

Don't forget to tip your server. It's fun to watch her fall over.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Damn, that fucker is shiny.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

<em>he’s just a wee bit of a narcissist.</em>

???

Sure. And the Grand Canyon is just a wee bit of a pothole.

Joshua Norton's avatar

You've got to admire a self-destructive man with values.