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Alternate universe Bill Oreilly

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Vincent Van Gogh?

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Richard III.

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I'm thinking of that work awhile back using elephant feces.

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what do I win? But props to both of us for trying to sneak the Bard into the comments

WHICH AREN'T EVEN ALLOWED

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Did he mention that he is also a raging misogynist?

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On the one hand, you could consider being Ablow's therapist a remarkably thankless job.

On the other hand, it involves sitting there for 50 minutes and listening. And it's a lifetime position.

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So a shrink walks into a saloon and orders a beer and the bartender says "Let me see your ID."

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Why don't those Virginia cops take a photo of the back of his head and see if it looks like the picture of that kid's wang?

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I think the name of that show should be Outnumbskulled.

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Anybody here from Connecticut? Try the sea bass. I'll be here all week.

Don't forget to tip your server. It's fun to watch her fall over.

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Damn, that fucker is shiny.

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<em>he’s just a wee bit of a narcissist.</em>

???

Sure. And the Grand Canyon is just a wee bit of a pothole.

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You've got to admire a self-destructive man with values.

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Michael Jackson?

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2 of them

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