<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=qwBABYMq9PQ&amp\;playnext=1&amp\;list=PLE6855DA1DAA9A84B&amp\;index=54" target="_blank">Bill Hicks already made all our jokes for us almost 20 years ago.</a>
&rdquo;Yes, I&rsquo;ve been trepanned. I&rsquo;ve got pictures of it. They cut my head, brain, skull open, went in and pulled out the crap and put some back in again.&rdquo;
&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t sit in trees anymore.&rdquo;
&quot; it&rsquo;s funny, outrageous, crisply worded and filled with dumb rednecks, drunken judges, evil yokel cops, comical drug fiends and other varieties of politician&quot;
Wait, Keith Richards is actually a writer for Wonkette?
<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=qwBABYMq9PQ&amp\;playnext=1&amp\;list=PLE6855DA1DAA9A84B&amp\;index=54" target="_blank">Bill Hicks already made all our jokes for us almost 20 years ago.</a>
Yeah, I should have checked the linky sooner. I&#039;ve been dismantling the wrong car for the last two hours.
Yeah, what&#039;s the deal with the &quot;p&quot; scores? Are my points being used in a Ken-Layne-is-too-big-too-fail government bailout?
Assuming &quot;salt&quot; is made of heroin now.
That&#039;s not a tree, it&#039;s a coca bush.
Tissue cultured from Keith could be used to construct the &quot;black boxes&quot; in commercial airliners.
&rdquo;Yes, I&rsquo;ve been trepanned. I&rsquo;ve got pictures of it. They cut my head, brain, skull open, went in and pulled out the crap and put some back in again.&rdquo;
&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t sit in trees anymore.&rdquo;
god this guy. i love this guy.
&quot; it&rsquo;s funny, outrageous, crisply worded and filled with dumb rednecks, drunken judges, evil yokel cops, comical drug fiends and other varieties of politician&quot;
Wait, Keith Richards is actually a writer for Wonkette?
I know what happened to the car. The band smoked it. The whole thing.