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And Beaver was doing low grade arson on toolsheds and Wally and Eddie Haskell were fucking

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What does Harbaugh want from the low-wage help at the medical center? If these employees were that critical, they’d be making as much as Harbaugh, instead of getting laid off.

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Right. They pretend to understand the phrase “toxic masculinity” to mean “all masculinity is toxic” rather than “displays of masculinity which are toxic.”

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I'm surprised she doesn't insist on half the team coming over and cleaning her house, watching her kids. She did buy half the team, after all.

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"called for the removal of Jesus from churches" no, Loaf, it is your side that demands ICE remove every Jesus, Maria, and Olaf from churches (and hospitals, and court houses . . .).

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I'm sure Loeffler was aghast at Tim Tebow's on-field antics.*His persona was such that "Tebowing" became an actual term, although I can't remember if it meant throwing more interceptions than completions to teammates or gaudy kneeling sideline displays. It was definitely one of those two things.

* Personally, I don't care if players want to kneel and talk to Jesus or Quetzalcoatl or the ghost of Charles Manson before and after games. Similarly, if a basketball player wants to take pre-game shots wearing an "I Can't Breathe" T-shirt, I'm OK with that as well.

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As god as my witness, I will never be elected again!

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You'd think a football quarterback like Drew Brees would understand that it is black men, mostly, who protect his ass on the offensive line and catch his passes.Or decide not to out of spite. I think a few receivers dropping game-winning touchdown passes fro Brees could get his attention quickly. "My bad, Drew, I lost my concentration on the ball because I was thinking about what a racist dick you are."

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If the founding fathers had wanted Democrats in Congress to be able to demand tax returns from Republican presidents, they would have said so in the Constitution.

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I'm pretty sure Pence has never been atop.

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You can say that again.

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"I hired you men to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!"

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Oh, yeah, Kelly definitely would have been on King's side in 1963.He said sarcastically.

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Yes, but there are many different per-capitas.Many people are saying my per-capitas are the best.

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