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Seriously, Conway looks JUST like the local daytime barfly. She occupies the corner stool from 11 to 7, until the nighttime barfly clocks in. Don't ask me how I know this.

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No Disney versions of anything for me, thanks (I don't have kids). Read Vasilisa in Women Who Run with the Wolves; that's a tale worth telling!

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If I remember correctly, the evil Stepmother in either Cinderella or Snow White had to wear red hot shoes and dance until she died.

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I think you might be thinking of The Red Shoes

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Grimm's Fairy Tales is currently available for $0.99 in the Kindle store, so I think I'll pick up a copy. I don't remember that detail, but it sounds right for those stories. :-)

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Could be. It's all kind of a blur, the Princesses don't really start developing any kinda personality until at least Belle, in the Disney world, and in the Grimm world, I don't think they ever do. They're just pretty and innocent and stupid.

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Cinderella?I see Mr. Ed with a blonde wig.

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This kelly anne conjob is one ugly woman. And I use the term woman very loosely. She has a man's face. Much like John Kerry.

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I see a skeleton with a blonde wig! I guess she didn't get the memo that it's no longer fashionable for white girls to look emaciated.

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I do weightlifting, and snatch means something a tad different.

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But that one in Raiders of the Lost Ark had a pretty mean Nazi salute!

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Melania does however make an excellent ostrich

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Making up words, yes!

"Then Jafar made Jasmine wear a red bikini with that big snake and all those flames in the background, and look!, she's hot! [Licks finger, as toddler licks finger, then they both put their fingers on hot Jasmine in the hot red bikini, and say, in unison] SSSSSSSS!"

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Yeah. A psychopath relative actually demolished some members of my extended family in similar cruel ways. They learned the truth only after losing everything. Human psychology is peculiar.

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Agreed! However, the chin thing they have going on? It's a serious dental issue. I am currently paying a ton of money to an orthodontist to fix my son's jaw. I have nowhere near the amount of monies the Trumps have. Since I love my son & care about his well-being, I will pay whatever to ensure my son can eat/speak/move his mouth properly. Maybe this is why they're so angry.

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or how Drumpf lied about his MBA

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