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Laffing Crow's avatar

Seriously, Conway looks JUST like the local daytime barfly. She occupies the corner stool from 11 to 7, until the nighttime barfly clocks in. Don't ask me how I know this.

Zyxomma's avatar

No Disney versions of anything for me, thanks (I don't have kids). Read Vasilisa in Women Who Run with the Wolves; that's a tale worth telling!

HazooToo's avatar

If I remember correctly, the evil Stepmother in either Cinderella or Snow White had to wear red hot shoes and dance until she died.

Julian's avatar

I think you might be thinking of The Red Shoes

JCfromNC's avatar

Grimm's Fairy Tales is currently available for $0.99 in the Kindle store, so I think I'll pick up a copy. I don't remember that detail, but it sounds right for those stories. :-)

HazooToo's avatar

Could be. It's all kind of a blur, the Princesses don't really start developing any kinda personality until at least Belle, in the Disney world, and in the Grimm world, I don't think they ever do. They're just pretty and innocent and stupid.

Gator Brain's avatar

Cinderella?I see Mr. Ed with a blonde wig.

Tronald Dumbp's avatar

This kelly anne conjob is one ugly woman. And I use the term woman very loosely. She has a man's face. Much like John Kerry.

jfb's avatar

I see a skeleton with a blonde wig! I guess she didn't get the memo that it's no longer fashionable for white girls to look emaciated.

Doug Langley's avatar

I do weightlifting, and snatch means something a tad different.

Slavakitty's avatar

But that one in Raiders of the Lost Ark had a pretty mean Nazi salute!

Tiny kaiju's avatar

Melania does however make an excellent ostrich

HolidayinCambodia's avatar

Making up words, yes!

"Then Jafar made Jasmine wear a red bikini with that big snake and all those flames in the background, and look!, she's hot! [Licks finger, as toddler licks finger, then they both put their fingers on hot Jasmine in the hot red bikini, and say, in unison] SSSSSSSS!"

Bridge Is Burned So Go Forward's avatar

Yeah. A psychopath relative actually demolished some members of my extended family in similar cruel ways. They learned the truth only after losing everything. Human psychology is peculiar.

MeerkatsRMammals's avatar

Agreed! However, the chin thing they have going on? It's a serious dental issue. I am currently paying a ton of money to an orthodontist to fix my son's jaw. I have nowhere near the amount of monies the Trumps have. Since I love my son & care about his well-being, I will pay whatever to ensure my son can eat/speak/move his mouth properly. Maybe this is why they're so angry.

TrumpLovedEpstein's avatar

or how Drumpf lied about his MBA