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Soon she'll be taking time off to spend with her home-schooled children. God help them.

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back off that shit. we need to change that conversation.

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I was thinking more the type that serves as a warning against excessive Botox.

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Is she the dwarf from Labyrinth?

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Imagine the leeway her kids have now...But mama you lied to 7 billion people... I just lied to you.

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"Don't be afraid, sweetie Did he touch your portfolio ?"

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Wait, hold up. Hold the phone. Mike Huckabee allows his daughter to have a job? And not, like, a work from home strictly-hetero-weddings custom cake gig? A real, proper, growed-up White House job? I thought his cult didn't hold with wimmenfolk in such elevated positions, above their poor female capacities and also men.

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"I’m trying to focus on other pieces of my portfolio..." WTF is this, putting together a reel for an RTF degree?

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Kellyanne Conway? Name doesn't ring a bell.

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I really hope I walk in to some dumpy restaurant one day and actually find The Kellyanne Grilled Sh!t sandwich on the menu.

Of course it would never be the same and probably contain toxic items that were obviously stated to be nutritious yum yum. But help why not I will try one if it isn't to busy with it's kids or portfolio or some crap.

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Oh please let the pilot be her interrogating Jaberjaw, please.

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Badumbum! Remember ladies and germs, the 7:30 show is completely different from the 8:30 show.

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No, no, no. That's what they SAY. COMPLETELY different from what they actually do.

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I believe the word we are looking for regarding KAC is "unperson." It's right there in the Tenth Edition of the Newspeak Dictionary.

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Well you know, when it comes to fashion I find that the woman of good taste should be able to differentiate between "made to be worn" and "made for a bet."

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