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KenT's avatar

WTF? Is Ben "Doc McStabbins" Carson too busy?

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Lily412's avatar

"Human Death Rictus"

Holy crap, please tell me someone didn't already claim this for their band name. Metal. as. FUCK.

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Heyzeus Ahchay's avatar

I think you're looking in the mirror. This is the window.

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Heyzeus Ahchay's avatar

Putin is yours. Sucks to be you.

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Sir David Chaillou, KSW  πŸ’‹'s avatar

I think the idea is she just goes on TV and just says "Look what happens when you do drugs". Could work*.

(*) I'm referring to her rambling speech pattern, delusional beliefs and compulsive nail-biting, of course, not her physique, which is not allowed and actually isn't any scarier than Ann Coulter's anyway.

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Veebz's avatar

Then why are you here? Did you bring a recipe to share?

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Moar Wordz's avatar

3 letters

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lynchie's avatar

My suggestion is to put Kellyanne's picture on all packaging for Fentayl, Oxcycontin, etc. that should scare the living shit out of any one considering using. Her picture with the line of typeDon't use it you will end up looking like this washed out meth head

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Julian's avatar

She's worse than the "Smoking kills" cigarette packaging.

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blaid droog's avatar

For those of us that are terminally addicted to toxic opioid substances, this is excellent news. I've been trying to just say no for 50 years,then along comes some pusher offering me a free bump and my "will" just vanishes like early morning mist.

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teele's avatar

I started reading The Shock Doctrine during the Cheney years. I only made it through 3 or 4 chapters before becoming terrified to the point of physical illness. I haven't been able to finish it, although I still have it and occasionally pick it up, look at it, and then put it back down as the chills start running up my spine.

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blaid droog's avatar

I like the dominatrix best. A little pain justifies the oxy. And she can leave her hat on.

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Darrin Ziliak's avatar

All it takes is will?

It's a Triumph of the Will..

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blaid droog's avatar

Keep your grubby paws off my overindulgence while I self indulge. It took 15 minutes out of my day just to get one of my 5 doks to write a scrip and another 15 getting it filled. The cruelest part was having to pay the whole five fiddy out my own pocket.

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Marceline's avatar

You're allowed to spell out the word "dicks" here.

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blaid droog's avatar

Those were the days. We thought they'd never end.

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