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That's from the telephone pole shoved up her ass.

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Not anymore. East Indian "is the New [White]" (as far as medicine and tech support go. You are correct when it comes to any other professional or to paraphrase Asimov badly "My [whiteness] is as important as your knowledge.")

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Well! You're a special kind of stupid -- and also banhammered.

-- Dok Zoom, Yr Friendly Neighborhood Comments Moderator

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Brad? Is that you? What happened? You've changed, man. You've changed.

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"She's got a way about her ...I don't know what it is ... But I know that I could do without her ..."

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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I didn't see his heart, but I swear you can get an occasional glimpse of Robert Kraft's super bowl ring when Trump is flapping his lips.

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A pair of them. Both are about as sharp as bowling ball.

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Keep in mind the words of the great Amy Sedaris, throwing shade upon I cannot remember whom, "I would call him a cunt but he lacks the depth and warmth."

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I think that's the route Tomi Lahren went. There's literally no piece of conservative stupid she won't try to hitch her fame wagon to.

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Can you imagine what that fucking heart looks like?

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No disrespect to Amy but a "him" can't really be called a cunt and carry the same impact as one woman calling another woman the worst. Here's my favorite definition of what a cunt is and is defined in the Urban Dictionary as the following:Top Definition. cunt. Derogatory term for a woman. Considered by many (and me) to be the most offensive word in the English language.

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I practice on a regular basis.

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I've never found a reason to use that word in order to refer to a woman in my life.

Until now. Because Kellyanne Conway is THAT big of one. She's got to be the worst human on the face of the planet right now.

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More white people receive welfare checks than black people, moron.

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It's like that poor woman read The Picture Of Dorian Gray as an instruction manual and got it backward. In an attic somewhere, there's a portrait of a virtuous and happy Kellyanne Conway that never changes, while her human manifestation reveals daily the new scars caused by her lies, evasions, and just plain WTF-ery.

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Strange you should mention that. Apocalypse Now was playing (on tape, I still have about a ton of VHS) chez moi.

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