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One foot (and pussy) already in the door.

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And some cute leather boots with matching caps!

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The Grateful Dead had an awesome surround sound super structure.

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Hand picked leaders in each of the counties?"Gauleiter" is shorter.

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Wonder how much the tax payers will be forking over for the surround sound super structure.Pft libtards, thought you wanted some infrastructure! You shoulda specified what kind you wanted

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Volunteer? Hell no, Hair Twitler will charge them for a course from Trump U. on recruitment techniques.

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*sniff*

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Alternate: If Horst Wessel Lied we can follow!

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Remember Honey from Doonsbury, translating Mao?

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But not therapy lobster.

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It's a 200+ year-old system designed to keep slavery the law of the land. It's amazing it's lasted this long and hasn't had 10 times the corruption.

Do you think he could win a no confidence vote?

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Those quotes read like they were written by Palin's ghostwriter, with assistance from an editor whose last two paychecks bounced.

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I think she created her own licensing board, ala Rand Paul.

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Me, I'd just grind my remaining teeth to nubbins, and start a thriving microbe colony in my belly.

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Oh, she knows nothing of history.

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