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phoenix00's avatar

One foot (and pussy) already in the door.

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The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

And some cute leather boots with matching caps!

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President Rufus T. Firefly's avatar

The Grateful Dead had an awesome surround sound super structure.

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President Rufus T. Firefly's avatar

Hand picked leaders in each of the counties?"Gauleiter" is shorter.

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Wonder how much the tax payers will be forking over for the surround sound super structure.Pft libtards, thought you wanted some infrastructure! You shoulda specified what kind you wanted

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Querolous's avatar

Volunteer? Hell no, Hair Twitler will charge them for a course from Trump U. on recruitment techniques.

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theCryptofishist's avatar

*sniff*

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theCryptofishist's avatar

Alternate: If Horst Wessel Lied we can follow!

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theCryptofishist's avatar

Remember Honey from Doonsbury, translating Mao?

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theCryptofishist's avatar

But not therapy lobster.

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theCryptofishist's avatar

It's a 200+ year-old system designed to keep slavery the law of the land. It's amazing it's lasted this long and hasn't had 10 times the corruption.

Do you think he could win a no confidence vote?

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Hemp Dogbane's avatar

Those quotes read like they were written by Palin's ghostwriter, with assistance from an editor whose last two paychecks bounced.

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theCryptofishist's avatar

I think she created her own licensing board, ala Rand Paul.

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Me, I'd just grind my remaining teeth to nubbins, and start a thriving microbe colony in my belly.

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Oh, she knows nothing of history.

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