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Hunk's avatar

This is so delicious it has to be 1000 calories.

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QueerEldritchHorror's avatar

made my day. the schadenest of freuds!

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paperlesstiger's avatar

'Humanitarian crisis: Israel’s severe restrictions on aid entering Gaza have left at least 27 people dead due to malnutrition and dehydration, the Health Ministry in Gaza said. The humanitarian crisis is so dire that the “very survival” of the population in Gaza is at stake, European Union foreign policy chief Josep Borrell said.' - CNN

As an American, I am used to the idea that humanitarian aid for the affected population is part of any major military operation.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

So this site I have been doing is jammed full of Autumn Olive, as well as the regular briars, grape vine and other fun things. But tis the Autumn Olive what is making my flesh look like I have taken up juggling feral cats.

Hoping I only have one more day of secret ninja through the thorns, one of the only times I am hoping a site peters out.

Moral: Do not plant invasive species because you might make an archaeologist's job harder some year.

...didn't say it was a good moral.

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Hello Marion's avatar

Arizona archaeologist who has enough trouble with the NATIVE homicidal clawed flora says: yes.

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tehbaddr's avatar

Even though he's leaving because near most of his cockus is screaming howler monkeys, Ken Buck is still a fuck.

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Lady MS's avatar

Anyone who voluntarily convened with the likes of Andy Harris, Chip Roy, Bob Good, et.al. deserves whatever befalls them. (No, I didn’t link anything)

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Regret's avatar

Hey! et. al. is a great scientist and I won't have you besmirch them like this!

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tehbaddr's avatar

Harris is my Congress Critter. He is a Fuckstick!

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Thatsit Fortheotherwon's avatar

North East Colorado is full of them.

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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

The purged and otherwise anti-asshole republicans should form a new party. “We’re still horrible, we’re just not as loony as those crackpots”

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Fog of Jen's avatar

I like it.

They can take the 30-40% of Republicans who voted "anyone but Trump" in the primary with them.

Then we can all sit back and give the finger to the pundits fretting over 2 points in some rando poll

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Thatsit Fortheotherwon's avatar

We might even come to work some days.

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Johnny Appleseed's avatar

Hey, hey, let's not get crazy. They need much more time off since they aren't doing any legislating while they're in the Office. Hopefully, Buck is right about others ready to quit. Dems will take over the Speakership in The House.

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Thatsit Fortheotherwon's avatar

Big smile (-:

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Bobathonic's avatar

Howler Monkey libelz!

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Meccalopolis's avatar

He sucks.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

And not in the good way

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tehbaddr's avatar

Yes, yes he does!

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Ken Buck gets one point for screwing Lé Bobo out of a seat in Congress on his way out the door. But that is all.

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Mr. Minky's avatar

She was out no matter what. West Kansas is not impressed by her.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

I have a theory that Republicans quitter face like this before an election because they figure lots of fellow travelers are gonna lose their things, so they wanna make sure to land one of them cushy lobby jobs before the rush

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Hunk's avatar

It would not surprise me if some of them see the failure on the wall and are pulling their parachute. You don't want to be the last rats on the sinking ship.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

First in line at the republican grift soup kitchen?

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Fog of Jen's avatar

There's only so many president of grifting college slash K street jerbs. The remainder are like fluffers and aides.

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tehbaddr's avatar

Git while the gittin's good!

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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Mr. S’ coworkers are a herd of mathematicians and other assorted nerds; they celebrated yesterday because many of them were off today. All the things had to be round.

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tehbaddr's avatar

I foresee some sort of garbage Pi in my near future. Maybe I'll be heinous and put salty stinky tiny fish fillets on it!

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tek's avatar

I looked up "garbage pie" but only found Texas Trash Pie.

And I don't want Texas Trash, we have enough of that in government already.

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Stranger Than Friction's avatar

And BOOM goes the dynamite

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The Wanderer's avatar

45 minutes till SpaceX Starship launch.

So I'm going to grab some breakfast before it escapes.

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

I've got an hour to go?

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Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

Meh. its some schmuck promoting a crypto scam

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tek's avatar

Guess there is a Florida launch this evening as well.. should be visible from Lake Humidity, maybe I'll forget to take pix like I always do.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Will Elon be doing a Slim Pickens cos-play on its re-entry?

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Fog of Jen's avatar

I am getting the feeling folk are tuning into it for the same reason people watch nascar

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The Wanderer's avatar

Yes, and?

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Fog of Jen's avatar

I see the rats are jumping ship so they can claim it was not their fault.

Heh, wonder if we can start an internet rumor about Mike being, idk, a secret democrat and get Matt and Bobo to throw a wobbler that the Dems line up behind, and then they hold another speaker vote and we'll see how well they do this time XD

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James Baskin's avatar

Hakeem Jeffries. . Come on down!

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Well, I am doing just peachy this morning. I will very soon be divorced and I got everything I wanted. I told my sweetheart last night that the paper were written and he was so kind and the first thing he said was, "I'm sorry it didn't work out, chula" but also that he was happy as it meant I was his again, which I just love. Now we can bond over wacky former spouses, too.

And on the topic of my sweetheart, I am heading down to Austin tomorrow and we have a date with the couch, delivery meals, and movies. My sweetheart has been hosting an artist friend at the shop and the friend is a party people, but my sweetheart says he's not 23 anymore and that he can't keep up. Good for him, I say! The first step toward self-care is to recognize you need it (next is to recognize you deserve it), and he is growing into realizing sleep and rest do a body good.

The only movie I have picked out to watch is Showgirls, which he has never seen or even heard of! He at least knew of Saved by the Bell, but he has so much to learn! He is convinced it's a porn from my description.

And that's the news from here.

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The Wanderer's avatar

As I huzzahed yesterday, I am pleased that your exorcism is moving along.

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Bobathonic's avatar

I'm sorry your plans went to hell, but I'm glad for your outcome. It could all have gone so much worse.

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MRK's avatar

So, I'm trying to fill out a form to get money sitting in a retirement fund in a state I haven't lived in in over a decade and put that money in the retirement fund that I'm currently contributing to. The form wants you to check one of two boxes - IRA, or 'Qualified retirement plan'. Problem is, absolutely nothing on the form, the paperwork that came with the form, or the website that paperwork helpfully told me to go to explains what a 'qualified retirement plan' is.

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Thatsit Fortheotherwon's avatar

Well, if it's not an IRA...

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memzilla's avatar

Teen Babby Axl says:

Whaddya mean it's Pi Day? How come I don't get Axl Day? This better not mean he gets more shnacksies than me, or your drapes are gonna be in SERIOUS TRUBBLE!

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James Baskin's avatar

All hail our munificent benefactor.... 3.14!

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tek's avatar

best I can do...

https://tinyurl.com/4f43v8p6

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Ryan Denniston's avatar

Axl Rose?

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Bobathonic's avatar

Every Saturday is Axl Day!

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Ryan Denniston's avatar

Jesus, it's after 6, the sky is still dark, and I'm contemplating going into the office. How much has flown by in 5 years.

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WasX's avatar

A musical offering for the frens who like that sort of thing in the morning (KAVEFISH where are you?!)

Third Eye Blind, "Deep Inside of You"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbnHko0OWTQ

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Morning all! ☕️

#Worldle #783 1/6 (100%)

🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉

https://worldle.teuteuf.fr

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The Wanderer's avatar

Good morning!

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