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This, this and this.

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Word to the Mother of Dragons!

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This dipshit will (hopefully) always have an asterisk after his name, but the fact remains that 46 million of my fellow citizens thought it would be a good idea to put him in office. This gives me pause like I've never been given pause before.

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What? Which houses were you trick or treating at?

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Will there be ballet involved?

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Donald J. Fucken Trump was the most Christian guy they could come up with? Yeah, yeah. Do go on, our beloved Christians

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His "pussy grabbing" comment alone should have made them NOT vote for him. The fact that they didn't care shows they aren't terrible Christian.

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These horrible people work for trump because they agree with him. Not-Wanted posters of them should be plastered in every restaurant in the country.

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Until there isn't a large enough minority to cheat up our elections, this kind of thinking will prevail, appalling as it is.

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The ones with the red porch light.

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The Dunking-Stool would be SUCH great fun!!!

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We shall see.

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And let's not forget about the essential practice of listening to one's constituents.

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Sometimes I wish I could write for a congresscritter interviewing one of these filth.CC: So, Mr. Cooch, would you agree that sometimes law enforcement officials have to make choices about which issues and individuals to pursue with their enforcement resources? Like, sometimes an agency might have to choose between pursuing some young person caught using marijuana versus some young fella who maybe got a little carried away and didn't realize or accept that a young woman was telling him "NO!"*. I'm not asking you to make that choice now, but just to acknowledge that law enforcement involves making choices.Cooch: (presumably) uh-huhCC: So you, in your law enforcement role, decided that it was important to pursue this particular group of people. Maybe there's no explicit policy for them to stay, but there's been no previous administrative desire to push them out, either. You decided that it was important to bring the full force of the law down on these people. You decided that, out of the limited resources you have for managing our country's borders, it was important that we not risk these sick people falling through the cracks. It was so important that these sick people be kicked out of the country that you didn't bother to identify a path for them to stay, just, "hey, hit the highway". You've got 33 days to get out. Why did you decide that it was that important to get these sick people out of our country? What message are you trying to send about our country's willingness to be cruel to the most needy?

* The line about "some young fella...." is not my view of how rape happens, but we want to talk to him on his own terms at this point.

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Let me count the ways I hate Kookanelli and Sick Rantorum too.

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See what happens when good people push back?

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