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And a living room floor on which to stand.

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*Satanic fistbump*

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The movie "E.T." was a Jesus allegory. E.T. comes from the sky, performs miracles, dies, resurrects and goes back to the sky. Maybe it was a documentary.

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Forget the aliens, the serious point is what happened to all those people who died before Europeans turned up with the Good News (and syphalis)? Hams god damns them for all eternity for a situation they couldn't avoid. Stephen Fry was right, Hams God is a dick.

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being the general jackass GOD usually is, I would bet on that 'earth' he told them they HAD to eat the apple. Control subject, us or them? The mice want their answer dammit!

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or it was nap time and they couldn't be bothered

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<i> AM bounces off the ionosphere and stays here. </i>

OK, that can't be at all good for us. another piece of the puzzle fall into place.

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he'd have to self deport

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4 billion SPECIES of beetles, unbeliever!

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On the other tentacle, other intelligent species Out There would explain why God hasn't performed smitings and miracles like in the Olden Days: He's preoccupied with our Little Cousins, who aren't such a cosmic disappointment.

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Given a sufficiently large Allen wrench...

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Satan's biggest sins were pride and jealousy. That and his decision to run against the incumbent in the God election...

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Yesterday was indeed the 45th anniversary of the first graduate of the Agricultural Training Institute of West Lafayette, IN, landing on the Moon.

Oh yeah, right...also the first human being, first American, USA! USA!

It's also pretty wonderful to remember that Neil Armstrong never traded on his fame, but instead retired to teach aeronautical engineering at a lesser institution.

Now Weejee's probably going to tell us how some U of I grad designed the world's greatest sewage treatment plant.

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“You see, the Bible makes it clear that Adam’s sin affected the whole universe. This means that any aliens would also be affected by Adam’s sin, but because they are not Adam’s descendants, they can’t have salvation,”

SMH

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So basically God created heaven and earth and the rest of the universe is just leftover parts?

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