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It was only business, he always liked Bill.

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Shhh - The gubmint can read your mind! So keep it scrambled.

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When will Ken Starr admit his role in paving the way for Baby Bush?

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End the sentence with WITH VOTES and it should be acceptable..It is to Wonkette as IN BED is to fortune cookies.

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The thing is, the newsoutlets jump on the stories about college athletes, most of whom disappear never to be heard from after their college careers are low hanging fruit. The sons of rich families with a long history of sending their offspring to a college, erecting buiding building at said institutions and endowing scholarships and acedemic also happen to have history of jolly dick swingery at the alma maters.

For instance, the Bush and Kennedys have fairly well documented histories sexual assault suppressed by the use of influence, threat and money, including assualts by Dubya and JFK. MItt Romney was also very much the sexual bully boy in the 1960s. The rich can afford to make problems like these go away. They have people experienced in making problems disappear. And, schools are very willing to help them do it. It's always been that way. It's still way.

There's also a disturbing assumption in conciliation: that athletes are more likely to assault girls than other students. I doubt that's the case. In fact, stats say that women of every age are most likely to be assaulted by friends and family, those nearest and dearest to them, than anyone else.

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Are you sure? You don't where that tongue has been.

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I've always called George W. the Blowjob President.

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They must have raped a white woman.

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Thanks for the tip. Hilarious! One more site to become obsessed with...

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I...liked the spin doctors?

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I feel your pain. I did something similar in this very thread.

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that's CT's fault. they let him get born and didn't manage to let him die of alcohol poisoning in college.

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These guys are pretty damn proud of their handiwork as well: https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Ken Starr can breathe my farts.

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In case I missed it, how does he now feel about the Grinch?

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If you're from the Southern New English places you should know from ARAB ON RADAR. WHO'S from Rhode Island or that other small state that isn't Massachusetts .

BACONZ IS OLD but he's rock and roll.

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