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Nope. But some of the Democrats here will make you <headdesk> until your forehead bleeds.

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Peyronie's -- it happens to the best of us. The arc of history...

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The gun is fine . . . it's the ammo that sometimes presents a problem.

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Maybe we could spread the word that the best way to check is to stare down the barrel and pull the trigger. If you see the firing pin move, you know for sure that it's not loaded.

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Was there any reason not to let them have it?

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I'm relieved to learn that when they send the village idiot to Congress, there's backup.

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I don't think Jim Beam is a strain of weed.

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There's a <a href="http:\/\/www.therock.net.nz\/portals\/0\/content\/chicks\/machine-gun-jubblies.jpg" target="_blank">much better way</a>.

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We'll be impressed only if you damaged the plaster ceiling.

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They act as if that's the whole Constitution.

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not nearly often enough to bring a cleaning kit to work

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Move along nothing to see here folks,no little coffins,so no market jumps and the assclown from redditt will have to balance his sheets elsewhere

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Let's see. Semi-auto: safety on, remove clip, pull slide back. Revolver: safety on, open cylinder. Not a lot to go wrong.

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I thought "cleaning your gun" involved taking it apart or something. I guess "firing all the bullets that are in it" also might count...?

Since I'm not one of those Well-Trained Militia people, understandably, I don't really know that much about guns.

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you've got to have the right guns to wear a cleavage holster

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Hey, when I'm polishing my sidearm, nobody gets hurt, IYKWIMAITTYD.

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