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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Nope. But some of the Democrats here will make you <headdesk> until your forehead bleeds.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Peyronie's -- it happens to the best of us. The arc of history...

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The gun is fine . . . it's the ammo that sometimes presents a problem.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Maybe we could spread the word that the best way to check is to stare down the barrel and pull the trigger. If you see the firing pin move, you know for sure that it's not loaded.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Was there any reason not to let them have it?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I'm relieved to learn that when they send the village idiot to Congress, there's backup.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I don't think Jim Beam is a strain of weed.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

There's a <a href="http:\/\/www.therock.net.nz\/portals\/0\/content\/chicks\/machine-gun-jubblies.jpg" target="_blank">much better way</a>.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

We'll be impressed only if you damaged the plaster ceiling.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

They act as if that's the whole Constitution.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

not nearly often enough to bring a cleaning kit to work

Capt.Jim's avatar

Move along nothing to see here folks,no little coffins,so no market jumps and the assclown from redditt will have to balance his sheets elsewhere

chascates's avatar

Let's see. Semi-auto: safety on, remove clip, pull slide back. Revolver: safety on, open cylinder. Not a lot to go wrong.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I thought "cleaning your gun" involved taking it apart or something. I guess "firing all the bullets that are in it" also might count...?

Since I'm not one of those Well-Trained Militia people, understandably, I don't really know that much about guns.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

you've got to have the right guns to wear a cleavage holster

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Hey, when I'm polishing my sidearm, nobody gets hurt, IYKWIMAITTYD.