There are press releases and then there are press releases : "FRANKFORT, Ky.— Governor Steve Beshear today joined the Ark Encounter LLC to announce the planned construction of a full-scale Noah’s Ark tourist attraction in northern Kentucky." Of course! Get all the state's most important officials over there. This is going to be big. IT'S GOING TO NEED SOME ANIMALS SO STOP SHOOTING AND DEEP-FRYING THEM ALL, KENTUCKY. This new theme park will also include "a replica of the Tower of Babel with exhibits, a 500-seat 5-D special effects theater, an aviary, and a first-century Middle Eastern village." This is obviously the most important thing Kentucky has done since inventing the horse.
I don't know how much more of this I can take...
From the website:
Climb Ten Commandments Mountain! Experience The All Nations Cross! Mountain Prayer Chapel See Or Get Baptized In The Baptismal Pool! See Golgotha! Go Inside Jesus' Tomb! Visit The Psalms Of Praise! Hike The Nature Trails! Climb To The Top & Pray Atop Prayer Mtn! Delicious Burger Mountain Cafe! Hidden Treasures Gift Shop! View Each Picnic Area! View The Duck Pond! & MUCH MUCH MORE!
See where and how Jesus died...and don't forget the DUCK POND?!
Delicious Burger Mountain Cafe?!
Ok, kids, where do you want to eat your delicious burgers...across from Jesus' Tomb or Golgotha?
Please don't let any Palins in the ark. WAIT! Better idea -- tell ALL the Palins they've been chosen for the ark. Then just kinda let it drift away and walk in the other direction whistling.
Make no mistake...the OT god was an asshole, but let no one say he didn't give a hoot.
I don't know how much more of this I can take...
From the website:
Climb Ten Commandments Mountain! Experience The All Nations Cross! Mountain Prayer Chapel See Or Get Baptized In The Baptismal Pool! See Golgotha! Go Inside Jesus' Tomb! Visit The Psalms Of Praise! Hike The Nature Trails! Climb To The Top & Pray Atop Prayer Mtn! Delicious Burger Mountain Cafe! Hidden Treasures Gift Shop! View Each Picnic Area! View The Duck Pond! & MUCH MUCH MORE!
See where and how Jesus died...and don't forget the DUCK POND?!
Delicious Burger Mountain Cafe?!
Ok, kids, where do you want to eat your delicious burgers...across from Jesus' Tomb or Golgotha?
Jesus' Tomb! Jesus' Tomb! Yaaaay!
I like the nicknames. Milk Carton with Wings should be Milk Carton Jesus: Have you seen this savior?
But just try to find two unicorns or dinosaurs these days.
Gopher wood sounds like it should have holes. Great stuff for building an ark.
All wood is Gopher wood - as in, "Wouldcha go out thar and gofer some more wood?"
How long is a cubit? Are you channeling that old Bill Cosby routine?
I'm taking that comment with a little salt...
Please don't let any Palins in the ark. WAIT! Better idea -- tell ALL the Palins they've been chosen for the ark. Then just kinda let it drift away and walk in the other direction whistling.
You believe scientists!?!? HA HA HA. <<< laughing AT you.
Bible says two of every species will fit on the ark. 'Nuff said.
Oh those Kentuckians...how they do babel on.
I don't know about this whole creation thing, but i'm pretty sure US America is doomed.
Oliver Wendell Holmes, Buck v. Bell, Three generations of idiots are enough
and what kind of fast food can overlap kosher and KY?
I wonder if the Duggars are going?
Old Testament without the Jews. Yeehaw!