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Painter of Goats's avatar

So Kid Zoom gets threatened with adoption? In my day you were going to be packed off to reform school....where they taught you the sanctity of each other's lawns.

Tiny kaiju's avatar

Hasn't some god cursed Kentucky already by giving them Rand Paul ?

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>This decision moves us down the slippery slope toward launching Kentucky into moral chaos and depriving children of their innate need of both a father and a mother</i>

I just <i>lurve</i> how they're always willing to let their own ignorance be the measure of other people’s knowledge.

diogenez's avatar

"launching Kentucky into moral chaos..."

ANOTHER story about ABC's The Bachelor?

PsycWench's avatar

Angry Birds would be more appropriate.

chascates's avatar

Texas ban has ended up in a federal court. The state may secede if marriage inequality isn't upheld.

PsycWench's avatar

An international student told us that she and brothers grew up near some kind of penal institution. When her brothers were very bad, their mom would put everyone in the car, drive to the front of the institution, and with a brief explanation push the miscreant out and pretend to drive away. Then she would slow down and allow the panicked and remorseful child back into the car. Now that's a threat.

PsycWench's avatar

There's something to look forward to.

malsperanza's avatar

<i>“As Heyburn declares that the Commonwealth must recognize gay marriages performed in other states, the Constitution of Kentucky is being undermined. This decision moves us down the slippery slope toward launching Kentucky into moral chaos...</i>

...which otherwise would not have occurred because people who live or work in Kentucky never leave the state, and people from outside Kentucky have to pass through a rigorous moral checkpoint out on the Interstate. And also that wall, of course. And the scramblers that block TV, radio, and Internet signals from outside.

malsperanza's avatar

It helps that Michael Sam is from Lubbock TX and plays for Missouri. Because people get enlightened when their homey gets famous.

If he had been from Chicago or Detroit or Pittsburgh I expect the Good Ol Boys would be howling much louder.

And the guy is in for the same nasty pranks and other crap that women sportscasters have had to deal with (and probably still do). But it's still a great day when a Dallas sportscaster quotes Audre Lord.