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As an atheist, I've been told often enough (by Christians) that my "religion of atheism" exists solely to persecute the gawdly. Maybe it's time to believe them and agree that being mean to Christians is one of my deeply-held religious beliefs.

Let the persecution begin!!

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Post-orgy, I love a nice red velvet cupcake.

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SC person over here too. Rad!

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what's the point of being a Christian if you can't publicly judge people? Ignore that guy taking about feeding the hungry and taking care of the sick he's some commie.

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Oh you are so gonna burn!! See you there!

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Ohhhhhh, so only Christians are allowed to discriminate, yeah. That's totally not unconstitutional or anything.

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Just fabulous.

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The Bi--Any two of the above, each on a separate half?The Beard--PepperoniThe Sausage FestThe Size Queen--22"The Orgy--Size Queen with All the Toppings

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8. Making the mistake of marrying Kim Davis. TWICE.

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Evidently, we need to add a RFRA reference to Yelp reviews so people can be alerted to businesses being run by bigots.

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Huh. "Georgetown" is kind of an odd name for a girl, isn't it? Are she and the daughter still happily dating?

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I am telling you Temple of Bacchus , 24/7 services with are ordained mixologists ( alcohol is blessed by the gods ), blessed Temple whores ( male and female ), outdoor worship service celebrating one of our biggest sacraments ( SEX ), ... etc. These religious liberty laws would vanish immediately or you would see the fastest growing religion ever.

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If we're talking fundamentalists, I hate the sinner.

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And, if you pick Other, your only option is to get the fuck out of here.

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But, without Kentucky, where will I get my coal?

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Have you never seen a drag queen do Reba?

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