OH YEEHAW THA FORF OF JULY, time for the awful racist slobs of Lexington, Kentucky to put on their best "warding off the coloreds and the Muslins" finery in honor of Jesus, Hitler and Thomas Jefferson.
Ok, actual guilt might be an exaggeration...more like should feel guilty. Regardless, never been a question. I'd be a horrible mother considering it's the last thing I've ever wanted to be. Thankfully, MisterBarry is on board, since I'd already taken irreversible avoidance measures before we were a couple (which I rambled on to him about in a hydrocodone induced haze the day of the procedure and, oddly enough, he claims it was the first time he thought about getting together). At this point, I think Wonkette knows my whole life story, which is fine because I don't rock racism shirts or trucknutz.
Muh daddy once said, "God gave stupid people mouths [and t-shirts] so he wouldn't have to put bells and warning lights on 'em." Course, he was a Texan.
(b) People like this make me feel guilty about not breeding to at least do my part to offset the stupid. I apologize to wonkeratti, sane folks everywhere, and the jeebus for my aversion to kiddies.
DOES....NOT....COMPUTE...
Ok, actual guilt might be an exaggeration...more like should feel guilty. Regardless, never been a question. I'd be a horrible mother considering it's the last thing I've ever wanted to be. Thankfully, MisterBarry is on board, since I'd already taken irreversible avoidance measures before we were a couple (which I rambled on to him about in a hydrocodone induced haze the day of the procedure and, oddly enough, he claims it was the first time he thought about getting together). At this point, I think Wonkette knows my whole life story, which is fine because I don't rock racism shirts or trucknutz.
Don't know and don't want to.
i hope those customers are drinking diet coke to get in shape.
Gingrich/Gulliani 2012?
Muh daddy once said, "God gave stupid people mouths [and t-shirts] so he wouldn't have to put bells and warning lights on 'em." Course, he was a Texan.
He apologizes if anyone is offended.
Clearly this is the work of hackers. It is not in Fox News's usual style.
Might be the most intellectually honest thing ever put forth by this dude or any of his kkkompadres.
Really, no Michigan Militia chapter in Squirrel Hill?
Surveying! The acreage of teabag asses.
(a) I'd give many upfists if I could.
(b) People like this make me feel guilty about not breeding to at least do my part to offset the stupid. I apologize to wonkeratti, sane folks everywhere, and the jeebus for my aversion to kiddies.
I <i>am</i> stupid?