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DOES....NOT....COMPUTE...

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Ok, actual guilt might be an exaggeration...more like should feel guilty. Regardless, never been a question. I'd be a horrible mother considering it's the last thing I've ever wanted to be. Thankfully, MisterBarry is on board, since I'd already taken irreversible avoidance measures before we were a couple (which I rambled on to him about in a hydrocodone induced haze the day of the procedure and, oddly enough, he claims it was the first time he thought about getting together). At this point, I think Wonkette knows my whole life story, which is fine because I don't rock racism shirts or trucknutz.

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Don't know and don't want to.

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i hope those customers are drinking diet coke to get in shape.

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Gingrich/Gulliani 2012?

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Muh daddy once said, "God gave stupid people mouths [and t-shirts] so he wouldn't have to put bells and warning lights on 'em." Course, he was a Texan.

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He apologizes if anyone is offended.

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Clearly this is the work of hackers. It is not in Fox News's usual style.

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Might be the most intellectually honest thing ever put forth by this dude or any of his kkkompadres.

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Really, no Michigan Militia chapter in Squirrel Hill?

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Surveying! The acreage of teabag asses.

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(a) I'd give many upfists if I could.

(b) People like this make me feel guilty about not breeding to at least do my part to offset the stupid. I apologize to wonkeratti, sane folks everywhere, and the jeebus for my aversion to kiddies.

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I <i>am</i> stupid?

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