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But what if all this time there really was no antifa, and all those people throwing rocks at cops at the federal courthouse in Portland and in the CHAZ were actually trump supporters trying to make joe Biden look bad? That theory makes me feel better about myself so I’m gonna go with that

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You've got to admire their devotion to the long game.

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My (sad) takeaway from this is that we seem to be being encouraged to celebrate a man for telling the truth, instead of just expecting that to be the case. It's as if lying has become the norm, and truth the exception.

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Please don't applaud McCarthy for not being a dick. This should be the lowest bar, just like Wonkette.

DON'T BE A DICK

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Defends JK Rowling's suggestion that trans people are sick and need conversion therapy because NOT REAL WOMEN

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I'd settle for Inaudible or powerless but all three would be nice.

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One of these things is not like the othershttps://www.mercurynews.com...

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Some oxymorons are awful good, but some are pretty ugly

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T rump spent the last four years holding hate rallies with his supporters. He knows exactly who they are. But now they're "low class"? Did he expect to see them in formal wear for their riot?

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Now they're less directly useful, so under the bus they go

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Come on...Keviepoo isn't a dick. He's a dick sucker. He's been going down on Trump for the last 4 years. Now he just wants to pretend he was faking Trump's orgasms'.

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Hopefully it will be a lose lose situation for both.

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Exactly

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I won't settle for any of it. It's just too late for the I'm sorry thing.

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"leaking" Don't you mean anal leakage??? They are all shitting their pants because their welfare checks from companies are being cut off. Maybe they should take their own advice. Cut their welfare off and make them get a job.

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Right. That's what really pisses me off. The idea that we will be paying to protect this shitbag for the rest of his worthless fucking life is just wrong. Hopefully, he won't be alive very much longer. Maybe he'll get a KFC bone stuck in his throat or something and keel over and croak.

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