How about Kevin Sorbo in Fight Club 2, where he spends the whole movie punching himself in the face while trying to blackmail "woke" Hollywood into hiring him. 👍
I fear there is a parallel universe where somehow Kevin Sorbo is POTUS. Glad I slid into this one instead. It’s not perfect but at least it’s not that. Plus I finally have a comfortable mattress. I’m good.
Kevin, honey. Although it's likely that being a highly vocal Bible-humping conservative makes people not want to be around you, it's not the whole reason you're out of work. Your Hollywood career is over because you're not pretty anymore, and you're not a good enough actor to make up for it.
It's true. We Americans are all hungry for new material with our beloved Kevin Sorbo, Scott Baio, and Kirk Cameron. Why, WHY, Hollywood, are you denying us our definitely total favorite stars???
Dude...just enjoy the Hercules and Andromeda residuals...do a good job on your guest appearances...stop whining. There are more talented people in the world who weren't as lucky as you...be grateful. Take up another form of expression, like painting, or something.
I was a card-carrying member of the Xena, Warrior Princess fan club and attended a con once where Lucy Lawless was not there and Renee O'Connor was not there but Kevin Sorbo was there and he whined that he had auditioned for the movie--no shit--Indiana Jones and he auditioned for the part of--no shit--Indiana Jones and bitched that he didn't get the part. Hah!!!! That's all I remember from the 1990s. Kevin is sooooooooooo bad at his craft. I saw God's Not Dead and still mourn the loss of brain cells and minutes of my life.
There are plenty of Hollywood conservatives who have steady work: Clint Eastwood, Tim Allen, Kelsey Grammer, Bruce Willis (until his recent retirement), to name a few. Sorbo doesn't because he sucks.
Tim allen still has work.
“ During his significant spare time”
You know Stephen, It’s the little things That enamor me to your writing. Sure it’s the big things too, but it’s also the little things.
“work”
Like so many other conservative actors, he sounds like a resentful child who’s convinced that one of his siblings is the favored offspring.
You’re not praying hard enough, asshole!
Where do I sign the petition for Annie Lennox day?
How about Kevin Sorbo in Fight Club 2, where he spends the whole movie punching himself in the face while trying to blackmail "woke" Hollywood into hiring him. 👍
I fear there is a parallel universe where somehow Kevin Sorbo is POTUS. Glad I slid into this one instead. It’s not perfect but at least it’s not that. Plus I finally have a comfortable mattress. I’m good.
Kevin, honey. Although it's likely that being a highly vocal Bible-humping conservative makes people not want to be around you, it's not the whole reason you're out of work. Your Hollywood career is over because you're not pretty anymore, and you're not a good enough actor to make up for it.
It's true. We Americans are all hungry for new material with our beloved Kevin Sorbo, Scott Baio, and Kirk Cameron. Why, WHY, Hollywood, are you denying us our definitely total favorite stars???
Dude...just enjoy the Hercules and Andromeda residuals...do a good job on your guest appearances...stop whining. There are more talented people in the world who weren't as lucky as you...be grateful. Take up another form of expression, like painting, or something.
I was a card-carrying member of the Xena, Warrior Princess fan club and attended a con once where Lucy Lawless was not there and Renee O'Connor was not there but Kevin Sorbo was there and he whined that he had auditioned for the movie--no shit--Indiana Jones and he auditioned for the part of--no shit--Indiana Jones and bitched that he didn't get the part. Hah!!!! That's all I remember from the 1990s. Kevin is sooooooooooo bad at his craft. I saw God's Not Dead and still mourn the loss of brain cells and minutes of my life.
There are plenty of Hollywood conservatives who have steady work: Clint Eastwood, Tim Allen, Kelsey Grammer, Bruce Willis (until his recent retirement), to name a few. Sorbo doesn't because he sucks.
he'll always have work where all he has to do is play himself. That's the extent of his acting range.
He's actually been good twice. The scene in Galaxy Quest where he tells them it's a show and Buzz Lightyear.
Who?