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So now they're outsourcing the Nobel prize too?

Thanks Obama...

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The only way I would have won the Nobel Peace Prize at the age of 17 is if the other candidates were Pol Pot and Genghis Khan. Way to go, Malala! The world is better for having you in it.

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Well, this 17-year old girl certainty puts my Boy Scout merit badge for Citizenship in the World into perspective.

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I call bullshit. How could Malala win the Peace Prize when she hasn't ordered one drone strike, threatened war against Syria, or shipped one armament? The standards have really fallen since 2008.

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At that age, I campaigned against child labor at great risk to my allowance.

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Then he said, "But why is someone asking my unimportant, bigoted ass about this? Is it a WOMAN?!"

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What have I done with my life?

I troll an occasional Republican. What do you want from me?

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We all do what we can. Carry on sir.

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