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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

<i>a multimedia “Noah’s ark experience.”</i>

IMax 3D or GTFO!!!!

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

<i>hologram recreations of biblical scenes</i>

Considering the high failure rate of Holo-Deck safety interlocks, they might want to reconsider the liability exposure risks of this feature.

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

It looks like they had enough sense to hire Jeff Bridges to play Jesus though.

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WA Bishop's avatar

Maybe they could get it on the internets some day soon!

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WA Bishop's avatar

"Ma'am, please don't kill your open-mindedness or healthy scepticism...."

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Incoming Ham's avatar

Can we at least have an interpretive interactive experience of this?

Behold, you are beautiful, my love, behold, you are beautiful! Your eyes are doves behind your veil. Your hair is like a flock of goats leaping down the slopes of Gilead. 2 Your teeth are like a flock of shorn ewes that have come up from the washing, all of which bear twins, and not one among them has lost its young. 3 Your lips are like a scarlet thread, and your mouth is lovely. Your cheeks are like halves of a pomegranate behind your veil. 4 Your neck is like the tower of David, built in rows of stone;[a] on it hang a thousand shields, all of them shields of warriors. 5 Your two breasts are like two fawns, twins of a gazelle, that graze among the lilies.

I want to see how they do the two fawns ( and also too the goats and sheep)...

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Srsly? Metaphor Digital Media?

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Whatever the architectural layout, I am sure that it will have an intelligent design.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Yes . . . but good luck getting Hobby Lobby to pay for them.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Maybe they can deport the lazy little taker.

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ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

Evidently, there already is.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I saw what you did there.

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ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

Will they include the Gnostic Bible and the other books that didn't make it into the canon selected by a bunch of medieval white Catholic European men? Because I would love to be there when the Baptists come face-to-face with the Book of Mary.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

a "Made in China" sticker, also too

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

"The one Jesus wrote?"

From the back of the triceratops that the heathen Stephen Spielberg later shot

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Will there be dinosaurs?

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