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Only because they're going to do freely what these assholes can only dream and wish they could get away with. Oh yeah, and because the prince of peace tells them to murder everyone that isn't like them.

Other than that, potayto, potahto.

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"Bug Hall" was the worst Hillary Mantel novel.

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Dad was Methodist, and he had to sign a document stating that he'd raise any children Catholic before he could get married in the Church.

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A priest didn't want to baptize the offspring because Ms. O didn't believe churches should be tax exempt.

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I think his fellow investors got something with real teeth in the deal to keep him from jumping ship when Twitter reinstated him, as everyone expected.

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Those christian child-beaters are the fucking worst. There's a sickness in how they cover themselves in righteousness and claim that they are 'saving the child'.

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Under the house too, with cadaver dogs...

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The school had a policy of not correcting kids' grammar because it might be construed as a slight on the child's home life. We shut that down quickly so it didn't become a habit. Poor grammar doesn't do fuck-all for you anywhere in the world.

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Trying to raise your kids as though you were living in Medieval Europe is not a recipe for success...

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His oldest daughter is only five, and he's already looking forward to finding her a husband who wants to rape her? I'm just a godless heathen, so I guess I can't appreciate the finer points of a wholesome Christian upbringing.

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I imagine he'd Bug out if she suggested it.

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I thought all these weirdos hated Muslims.

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It is an attested word: https://en.wiktionary.org/w...

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Air duster?

PS - somebody needs to call CPS.

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Did you see 'Weird'? Loved it!

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Five kids in five years. I bet the little wife has that worn-out look.

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