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Red Richmond's avatar

Only because they're going to do freely what these assholes can only dream and wish they could get away with. Oh yeah, and because the prince of peace tells them to murder everyone that isn't like them.

Other than that, potayto, potahto.

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Dr.BDH's avatar

"Bug Hall" was the worst Hillary Mantel novel.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Dad was Methodist, and he had to sign a document stating that he'd raise any children Catholic before he could get married in the Church.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

A priest didn't want to baptize the offspring because Ms. O didn't believe churches should be tax exempt.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I think his fellow investors got something with real teeth in the deal to keep him from jumping ship when Twitter reinstated him, as everyone expected.

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Darth Trad's avatar

Those christian child-beaters are the fucking worst. There's a sickness in how they cover themselves in righteousness and claim that they are 'saving the child'.

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Gary_Seven's avatar

Under the house too, with cadaver dogs...

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

The school had a policy of not correcting kids' grammar because it might be construed as a slight on the child's home life. We shut that down quickly so it didn't become a habit. Poor grammar doesn't do fuck-all for you anywhere in the world.

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Sheik Yerbouti's avatar

Trying to raise your kids as though you were living in Medieval Europe is not a recipe for success...

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Rachael's avatar

His oldest daughter is only five, and he's already looking forward to finding her a husband who wants to rape her? I'm just a godless heathen, so I guess I can't appreciate the finer points of a wholesome Christian upbringing.

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Connie Collins's avatar

I imagine he'd Bug out if she suggested it.

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lmurr's avatar

I thought all these weirdos hated Muslims.

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PRW's avatar

It is an attested word: https://en.wiktionary.org/w...

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kareemachan's avatar

Air duster?

PS - somebody needs to call CPS.

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kareemachan's avatar

Did you see 'Weird'? Loved it!

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kareemachan's avatar

Five kids in five years. I bet the little wife has that worn-out look.

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