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*Checks bank account*

Nope.

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Gifs?!? I had to sneak into my parents bedroom when they weren't home and look through dad's stack of three Playboys hidden in the back of the closet to see semi-naked women (Julie Newmar, meow!)! Other than that, all I had were lingerie ads from the Sunday paper and Gray's Anatomy in the science section at the library.

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OMG. Sounds like we are raising a boatload of <gasp> conservatives!

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I mean, I was a high school prude but the freedom of college set me, errr, free. Here's hoping our little Christians have fun in their late teens.

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You know...there is a reason The Church doesn't let fruit become priests...can't trust 'em...

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No. liberals have sex responsibly, which includes using birth control and also not having sex if you don't want to or your partner doesn't want to. Also, liberals on tumblr are all inclusive and positive towards asexuals and aromantics and such so you don't have to have sex just to prove you're a real man/woman/gender-fluid person.Conservatives are the ones who furiously fight birth control but insist you have to have sex or you're gay, because it's actually okay to have premarital sex but only if you don't interfere with God punishing you by getting you knocked up and shotgun-married. That's personal responsibility.

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Sorry to hear you had such problems. I believe you completely that no one bothered to see if you knew what the equal sign meant, I've seen stuff just like that with my students. I've learned to assume nothing and always make sure they have the basics down. If not, we have to back up and cover it.

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Delightful. Though I was thinking you put your left foot infinitely in you take your left foot infinitely out and you shake it all about. and etc also and too

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WE'RE NUMBER ONE! WE'RE NUMBER ONE!

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me thinks it's all the prescription pills - oxy vikes percs etc. makes for less sex - especially the etc.

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Nah. If they are getting their "education" from internet porn, they're doing it wrong. Probably goes along with the drop. Guys don't get out and try because it's much easier to go to ne of the 50 billion pron sites than it is to actually know how to ask a girl out and get her into the backseat.

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Just a generation of lotion savvy young men.

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Oh. Too bad. *wink*

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Doesn't matter, had Owsley blotter....

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Standard joke. I don't think anyone would worry of it. I could tell you a joke about window pane but then I'd just have to resort to bloody mary's for the evening. I was just giving you some shit. I hope your trips were interesting.

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