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I better not share this article with a snarky comment. George may see it and tell everyone I'm Anastasia Romanov's secret granddaughter and a Russian spy

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Didn’t Santos write that hit song: “This is just another Peyton Place and you’re all Harper Valley hypocrites.”

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If Santos is going after the son of a prominent politician, we can only hope that Representative Menendez doesn't embarrass the Democratic Party with the inevitable public dick pick display.

What am I saying? Of course, there won't be a problem. If he had a bizarre, underwhelming, misshapen penis, there'd be an R after his name rather than a D.

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Was he trying to out Nicole? He just sinks lower and lower

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It is, afaik, still legal for congresscritters to trade on knowledge they gain, even in closed door testimony. So no it's not 'insider trading'.

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Republicans getting revenge on Republicans…boy, life is sweet.

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That Reagan feller sure knew his party when he came up with that Eleventh Commandment.

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It would be hilarious if Kitara's efforts to smear Menendez muddy the water so much he skates.

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I really hope that Kitara Ravache is spilling all of the tea, like some glamourous telenovela villainess. I want to see today's GOP go down like the cast of Dallas.

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The GOP has a real asshole problem. They’ve spend years rewarding bad behavior so now any asshole can get elected as a republican. But assholes don’t get along well with other assholes and now we have a Congress full of assholes.

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OT but did everyone see that glorious clip from One Tree Hill on John Oliver last night? I need a freeze frame for a t-shirt with the heart labeled ‘MY LOVE OF AMERICA” and the mutt labeled TRUMP.

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Like everyone else, I want the scoop on the cocaine fueled orgies. Especially the stuff about Grassley and Jordan and especially Cruz.

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Here's the scoop on the cocaine fueled orgies. It's a bunch of old, white, wrinkled Republican men doing lines and fucking thousand-dollar-an-hour hookers.

It's not like it's McConnell and MTG going at it like rabid wombats while Covenant Eyes watches and masturbates.

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If any of those three have ever been to a cocaine orgy, I definitely don’t want to know about JT.

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Grassley aged out of those 60 years ago.

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"questionable violations" sounds like built-in reasonable doubt to me, but I actually believe words have meaning, so...

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It’s like when Eric (Bradley Whitford) was asked to explain business ethics in the Hollywood masterpiece, Billy Madison. He said, “Ethics, um, business ethics can be described as, um, you know the thing about ethics is…aaaaahhhh!” At least George Santos knows community service is very likely coming in his future.

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"Who would confide anything incriminating to someone who could be bribed with half a Snickers bar?"

Damn SER! GMTA...

Also too. Boy Who Cried Wolf...

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“Before joining the committee the congresswoman didn’t have an active trading habit or a high volume stake,” he wrote. “The question is, what set of information is she trading with?”

If you don't know what the ANSWER to that question is then the question is irrelevant...

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