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I'm not sure he called Car Talk, but he certainly told everyone he knew, and it wouldn't surprise me if he called the Car Guys, too, LOL (actually, I doubt he was the only person it ever happened to).

It had a lasting impact on him, also too, since his wife (now ex-wife) never let him forget that it happened while he was away at a bachelor party that she didn't want him to go to, so after his divorce, he was fond of saying that his wife kicked him out because of squirrels.

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The more I see and hear about this guy, the more I'm thinking major bottom. And size queen..

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Mean people suck. Nice people blow.

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Tell me how you really feel.

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Gawd, I miss Molly Ivins.

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No reäli! She was karving her initials on the møøse...

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As if?

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I think you forgot to finish writing your question. You stopped after the first two words.

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AnarchoSurrealist InsurrectionaryFeminists

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Fort Collins CO is popular, it seems.

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Staver doesn't seem to understand the difference between refusing to follow the law (Davis) and wanting to have the law changed (Parker).

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The balls, they are so big.

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The brain, it's so small

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What Lying Liar Rubio knows about welding he got from fapping to Flashdance.

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