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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

I'm not sure he called Car Talk, but he certainly told everyone he knew, and it wouldn't surprise me if he called the Car Guys, too, LOL (actually, I doubt he was the only person it ever happened to).

It had a lasting impact on him, also too, since his wife (now ex-wife) never let him forget that it happened while he was away at a bachelor party that she didn't want him to go to, so after his divorce, he was fond of saying that his wife kicked him out because of squirrels.

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grageo's avatar

The more I see and hear about this guy, the more I'm thinking major bottom. And size queen..

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richardgrabman's avatar

Mean people suck. Nice people blow.

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LadyLaz's avatar

Tell me how you really feel.

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Peripatetic Poltroon's avatar

Gawd, I miss Molly Ivins.

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PUAAN's avatar

No reäli! She was karving her initials on the møøse...

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Querolous's avatar

As if?

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🍯 honey  the monster 🐝's avatar

I think you forgot to finish writing your question. You stopped after the first two words.

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Querolous's avatar

AnarchoSurrealist InsurrectionaryFeminists

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Cranky Man's avatar

Fort Collins CO is popular, it seems.

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Wookie Monster's avatar

Staver doesn't seem to understand the difference between refusing to follow the law (Davis) and wanting to have the law changed (Parker).

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maman's avatar

The balls, they are so big.

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Angry White Male Syndrome's avatar

The brain, it's so small

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x_therefore_y's avatar

What Lying Liar Rubio knows about welding he got from fapping to Flashdance.

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