492 Comments

Embarrassed on behalf of all women. Kimmie Tinfoil is a disgrace.

Expand full comment

Ooops, I looked up Leonard Cohen.

Expand full comment

You can't convince me they didn't call him Tapioca in school.

Expand full comment

So, this feeble attempt at trying to appear to cooperate while absolutely having no intention of cooperating is sad. You had your reason in your pocket before you ever sat down. I'm pretty sure that the Committee isn't going to let you get away with this. For us, the best is yet to come.

Expand full comment

I still can't believe she used to be married to Gavin Newsom and seemed relatively normal.

Expand full comment

Dammit, you made me imagine Jr's shrivelled little dick pic. Now I has a sad.

Expand full comment

Reminds me of an ancient, racist joke about bullfighters.

Expand full comment

She was showing pictures of her dick?

Expand full comment

I am old enough to have been in elementary school.during the Cuban missile crisis. We lived in St. Petersburg Florida right under the departure route for MacDill AFB. Jets were scrambled on a regular basis right over our heads, apparantly with no restrictions on max burner climbouts. We weren't afraid though, we were frequently drilled on how to avoid destruction by hiding under our desks. Evidently there is nothing to fear if you are protected by 1/2 inch of plywood

Expand full comment

*pats wonkette couch* Come sit by me.

Expand full comment

Bush "Little Pink Houses"

Expand full comment

Is she dancing to "You Can Leave Your Hat On?

Expand full comment

I remember even at age 6 being somewhat skeptical of the efficacy of my school desk as a bomb shelter. It was, however a treasure trove of slightly used gum, most of which still had some flavor!

Expand full comment

It is my fondest wish that they call in the Orange Ogres debt, they are going to need it.

Expand full comment