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Ill-Advised's avatar

Maybe a leopard.

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Man from UNCLE's avatar

Russia and China getting big dividends off Trump and Rittenhouse.

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Gregg Evans's avatar

Well, that explains why Republicans are so against the concept.

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Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

Imagine each of them with someone else. At least this concentrates the nausea production to a single relationship so its easier to avoid.

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kareemachan's avatar

And may I point out that these idiots who want to secede from the US will have to pay for their healthcare?

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

What is a healing wrap?

It sounds like it would help my neck and shoulders.

Where would I find one?

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

To be fair, she screams a lot.

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Miss Dill's avatar

Imagine taking that job, paying or not.

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Housewives fan7404's avatar

Those nylon hair extensions don't pay for themselves.

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Joe Deal's avatar

And to think a mere 20 years ago I was sitting there watching her fawn over Mayor Gav as he made a speech- to an ALL LIB audience including Ms Nancy and DiFi, and now it's come to this; profiteering is some way to go LOL

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Marioninnyc's avatar

I can just imagine a smirking current Mrs. Gavin Newsome pushing a newspaper toward her husband and saying, "Oh, looks like your ex is in the news again, Gav!"

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Dianna Deem's avatar

Check Etsy or similar. They're not that hard to make. You microwave them. Sometimes they're made with rice, or lavender buds. The filling holds the heat, and you drape it over your shoulders/around your neck. They really are quite nice.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Abso-fucking-lutely.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

They should be given the central, landlocked tip of Texas where they can have their theocracy. (on the Mexican border.)

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RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

Kimberly Guilfoyle and Greg Gutfeld doing the horizontal mambo?

Junior and Meghan McCain knocking boots?

yeah, still makes me vomit.

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