292 Comments

"I hate the gays more!"

"No, I hate the gays more!"

"I hate the gays infinity more than you do. Shut up and drink some Florida orange juice bitch."

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I initially read that as a cow on your front lawn. Kitteh would have a hard time taking that down. And you'd probably have Devin Nunes driving up to rescue it.

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I'm totally stealing this because this is exactly what I want my pillow cases to look like.

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Klacik says donors and sponsors are dropping her as a result of the feud and demands $20 million to make her whole....

Yes, and I demand $20 million for having wasted my time reading about your silly ass story.

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Unless this escalates to slapping and hair pulling, I'm not that interested. Even then I'd feel a bit ashamed for watching any video.

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Ladies are like packing the clips on their shag cuts in the film, Cheech dancing in the pink tutu is golden, er, pink ... total punk rock concert just awesome

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I'm a survivor of the War on Drugs – well, it could have swept me up and didn't – but I'd be happy to sign up for a new hitch if Baja Nebraska would just legalize.

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Steal away. That's how I got it.

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Why has that convicted felon on the right not been booted back to India? The pseudo-intellectual bigamist, a famous Republican moralist, slipped into the US on a student visa, which he magically turned into a naturalized citizen certificate.

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Yum, bunny! She Who Must Be Catered To loves her rabbit based food. Not prescription, but still, bunny!

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But he is an asshole.

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Pics or it didn’t happen.

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I suppose it’s possible to be both a POC and a conservative without violating the laws of irony and “da fuk?” but these days that’s a pretty sharp square to circle.

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