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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Brooke. Even if my Greek were fluent (it's nonexistent) and I wished for a diplomatic career (I don't), my rèsumé would never cross any desk in this maladministration. Never. Wonder if she'll revive those trademarks, oh, that's right, I really don't care, do U?

We just returned from a very pleasant hike through the blazing-with-color woods (yes, we checked each other for ticks when we returned). The air is much warmer than it's been; we suspect it's coming up from the Gulf. That would be the Gulf of Mexico, no matter what That Thing in the Offal Office says. We just re-steamed and ate the bao from the fridge. The rest are in a ziplock bag in the freezer. Darling husband Meccalopolis is making vegan dashi ramen for dinner, now with MAITAKE!!

Why So Lugubrious?'s avatar

SOOOooo many consonants in that lady's name. Anagrams a poppin!

Elf Oil, by Milker Guy

Maurice Cunningham's avatar

Her sin was not grifting but not kicking up.

Tom's avatar

Kim G. Taking the weekend Fox News host spot formerly held by SecPete in 3...2...1...

Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

fox already canned her for sexual harassment, so I dunno if they want to go down that road again.

Pig Bodine's avatar

From NYT:

“She wasn’t a member of my family,” he told reporters before leaving the White House for Alaska. “She, I guess, dated my son a long time ago.”

"I guess" is brutal. But it also makes me wonder if he even remembers which son she actually dated.

Saviour of Bread's avatar

Barron.

Fun fact, if she had married junior she would have been older than her mother in law.

gallbladder's avatar

Is he off to get his ass kicked by Putin again?

Sherry's avatar

When all you want to be is famous for nothing, you end up to being nothing. I’m sure the shock will be hard for her in which case this makes me happy. Forget cocaine. Fame is a helluva drug.

Oy!'s avatar

Fuck. Pope Leo has lung cancer – and had part of his lung removed today. I'm not a Catholic but he seems like a decent guy. (afaik)

Elviouslyqueer's avatar

He was raised in New Orleans's 7th Ward, so he's one of us (by definition, a good guy!). I even have a t-shirt with him on there. We likey!

The Blessed Reverend's avatar

I caught 'During my tenure - ' and then everything went black

Rhand Holm's avatar

There isn't one normal person in the Trump family orbit. It's not just that they're weird and attract weird people, it's also that they drive away normal people.

Oy!'s avatar

No doubt Kimmy is already planning her 'comeback' scheme. . . and 'tell all' book.

Sherry's avatar

She’ll either get lots of money to keep her mouth shut or she’ll get to view the vista from the 15th floor of some Russian Oligarch's building.

Angryoldman's avatar

I'm betting the latter.

josephebacon's avatar

WHAT THE FUCK???????

The president is now posting snuff videos of animals maiming humans

https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3mxrtfn4icc2l

🤯🤬

Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

So much for the dignity of the office. Maybe the last person that spoke with him persuaded him to livestream the execution.

R. Riddle's avatar

The cruelty is the point: exhibit A.

Rhand Holm's avatar

That's really fucked up.

The Blessed Reverend's avatar

my guess is he thinks its funny

Snarfyguy's avatar

Real or AI?

Either way, why?

OneYieldRegular's avatar

He's addicted to violence.

Elviouslyqueer's avatar

He's a dick, that's for sure.

zuludaddy (seamonkey!)'s avatar

wellll,

at least we won't have to gaze upon her....excesses for much longer nao because yrrrr

smoking lamp is lit!

(great googly moogly!)

Mysterysurf's avatar

Slow news Tuesday, from the looks of things.

Belle la Bête f/k/a Girl Guide's avatar

Didn’t Liddle’ Marco give a speech about how the Greeks were the progenitors of all that is good about Western Civilization? Apparently the concept of demos kratia (government by the people) is one of those optional things that neither The Unbreakable Kimmy Shitfaced nor anyone else in this maladministration considers to be on their Time-Life Greatest Hits of contributions to humanity. They prefer kakistocracy, a government of shit.

GiggleSnort's avatar

Back in the times of the Enlightenment, when Europe and America were digging themselves out from under absolute monarchies, the examples of ancient Greek democracy and the Roman Republic were helping to guide the way. But now the Enlightenment, with its emphasis on liberty, reason and the discarding of useless old traditions, is considered a bad thing in RWNJ circles. Their regressive project would like to roll us all back before then, into the age of serfdom.

C. Schipper's avatar

She needs a t-shirt that says: I went to Mar-a-Lago, and all I got was this face.

R. Riddle's avatar

Some enterprising person should revive those "I Ran Into Tammy Faye At the Mall" t-shirts that I saw back in the 80s with a face smear of heavy makeup on them.

"I Ran Into Kimberly Guilfoyle"

Graham Harris's avatar

I HAD one of those Tammy Faye t-shirts. And I wish I still did.

Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

Time for the 'rogue AI' defense, I guess.

The Blessed Reverend's avatar

that's a real dumb looking robot

I think it is a teen in a robot suit

Cincinnatus's avatar

Probably just a couple kids training Grok/xAI..

G-7 in Space's avatar

The robot, said to be 120 cm (about 3 ft 11 inches) tall, was dressed in a white tank top, black sweatpants and wearing a gold chain and sunglasses. It also had what appears to be a fake mustache.

tek's avatar

"Police confiscate robot that groped 16-year-old girl, probe whether young men were at the controls"

Chemical's avatar

The robot looks like Douchebag Ironman.

JanuaryClaire's avatar

Ewww. Is this where we're headed with robots and A1? More harassment?

G-7 in Space's avatar

"What fresh Hell?" comment obligatory...

Chemical's avatar

Reading the article, it sounds like it was remote controlled.

JanuaryClaire's avatar

Oh, I got that. I meant that now the worst people can harass women and others without leaving their gross basements.

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

Welcome to the Internet age.

Don't read the comments.

jltympanum's avatar

I would like to know, what was this loser doing being ambassador to Greece in the first place?

Oy!'s avatar

Get her as far away from Don Jr. as possible plus she is/was an 'insider' so she needed a 'soft landing'

Mysterysurf's avatar

In this administration, why is anyone ambassador to anywhere?

Mysterysurf's avatar

And even at that, nearly half the ambassadorships are currently unfilled.