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Crip Dyke, ABOLISH THE POLICE's avatar

The problem is that this hypothesis is not testable.

Einstein has shown us that the closer we get to a very dense object, the more time slows, til it crawls imperceptibly slowly.

In this case, then, we could never be sure that it was her face that stopped time.

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Rank Member's avatar

Fascism popping up.

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Crystal Grubbs's avatar

Florida sucks! I know cuz I live here . And believe me there's more fucked up shit going on with Republicans when it comes to suppressing the vote as there is in Texas and Georgia. Hell they do it anywhere they can get away with it. And she looks high as fuck!

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Bombay Troubadour's avatar

Who do you think will mess with the Nov. 2020 election voting the most; the RNC, or Putin ?

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Óðinn's avatar

Putin IS the RNC!https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-...

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WeepingAngel is not indicted's avatar

You don't need Columbo for this. Or do we? We all know the democrats are the ones that do the voter fraud- we drive people by the busload to other states and don't get me started on California. Why without those efforts dear leader's bigly red map would have two less blue spots. And we've streamlined our game since the days of putting backwards B's on the faces of our opponents. A trump supporter just making shit up, lying and not coming up with a logical plan? I'm stunned I tell ya.

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Boojum's avatar

Wait, I’ve got just one more question. Did Trump really piss in his pants?

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

Finally! the rethuglicans now have proof of mass voter fraud... oh, wait....

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Boojum's avatar

I had some Marinatha Xtians try to recruit me in college. I was chillin’, people watching, but I guess I looked lonely. They walked up and one of them asked me, “Do you know Zoe?”

I responded, “No, I’m sorry, I don’t do drugs.” It went downhill from there.

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

I dunno, time would certainly seem to slow down if you had to stare at it for tooo long... (I am a horrible, horrible person - I am down with that)

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YaJagoff's avatar

I believe he came up with that idea while riding on train.

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Big Googootz's avatar

Socialist Hell?Is that where hell is evenly distributed to the inhabitants of said hell?For me that is the best hellish offer available.

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george lastrapes's avatar

'Biden' is merely what the misguided and confused say when they mean to say 'Trump'. She was only correcting their obvious errors. Poor souls, who will help them now?

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sarafina's avatar

like the "in bed" clause for a fortune cookie.

What does that mean?

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george lastrapes's avatar

Early, often, and copiously.

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ralphteb's avatar

Jeeze they are not sending their best people are they

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