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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

I like your version better.

Billy Rubin's avatar

Fuck Kristie Alley.

That is all.

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

He also said that a Saudi sheikh owns Fox News, which used to be true.

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I thought Jenny McCarthy was the stupidest woman in Hollywood, followed by Kirk Cameron's dumb sister.

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L. Ron Hubbard created Scientology as a gag. If there's an after life he must be laughing his ass off.

cynmac sez Whar Boxes's avatar

I thought they kept the pee-pees and lost the bollocks.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I'd rather vote for any character he voiced in any Pixar movie.

Wee Mousie's avatar

Science fiction, taken as fiction, is pleasantly rewarding. Science fiction, taken as fact, can fuck up your head.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Harlan Ellison tells the story of having a conversation with Isaac Asimov and L. Ron Hubbard at a 50's World Science Fiction Convention where Hubbard said, "I'm going to get out of writing and start a religion. That's where the real money is."

Wee Mousie's avatar

Actually, Kristie got wider, just a little to soon. Another ten years and both she and the screens would have got wider together.

Karen Marie's avatar

She has been uncharacteristically quiet.

Wee Mousie's avatar

You can do anything but don't make me pee on my blue suede shoes.

CripesAmighty's avatar

Great actor--great characters. Can't watch it, as it reminds one of a time where the future wasn't a guaranteed shitshow.

Annake_Merle's avatar

I chuckled at a recent "Shark Tank" when the business developed a natural spray for hands and breath that would take away the stank of dank, and it went completely over the Shark's heads.