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I like your version better.

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Fuck Kristie Alley.

That is all.

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Boom.

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He also said that a Saudi sheikh owns Fox News, which used to be true.

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I thought Jenny McCarthy was the stupidest woman in Hollywood, followed by Kirk Cameron's dumb sister.

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L. Ron Hubbard created Scientology as a gag. If there's an after life he must be laughing his ass off.

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I thought they kept the pee-pees and lost the bollocks.

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Zathras/Zathras 2016!

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I'd rather vote for any character he voiced in any Pixar movie.

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Science fiction, taken as fiction, is pleasantly rewarding. Science fiction, taken as fact, can fuck up your head.

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Harlan Ellison tells the story of having a conversation with Isaac Asimov and L. Ron Hubbard at a 50's World Science Fiction Convention where Hubbard said, "I'm going to get out of writing and start a religion. That's where the real money is."

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Actually, Kristie got wider, just a little to soon. Another ten years and both she and the screens would have got wider together.

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She has been uncharacteristically quiet.

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You can do anything but don't make me pee on my blue suede shoes.

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Great actor--great characters. Can't watch it, as it reminds one of a time where the future wasn't a guaranteed shitshow.

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I chuckled at a recent "Shark Tank" when the business developed a natural spray for hands and breath that would take away the stank of dank, and it went completely over the Shark's heads.

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