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I really, sincerely feel sorry for Kirstjen Nielsen.

After all, she did live for the last 20 years in a big plastic bubble at the top of a tower in the middle of the Mojave Desert, with no way of knowing who Donald Trump is or what he's like, and was only let out in time to take the Homeland Security job, right?

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Nuremberg, Pennsylvania.

Nuremberg is a census-designated place (CDP) in Schuylkill and Luzerne counties, Pennsylvania, United States. The population was 434 at the 2010 census.

A post office has been in operation in Nuremberg since 1886.

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Rant =\= concentrate

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She didn't sign up for this disaster. She was looking for a completely different disaster with more privacy.

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Sort of. They'd rather the immigrants get arrested; but then comes the not fun part of paying for jails and trials and private prisons and bad press. As usual, Trump wants to have his cake and eat it too...a perfectly sealed border, with no cost. I want lots of things I don't have, either. F* him and all of them.

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If he's cheating on her he isn't trying to have sex with her. Big Win for her. In her place it would be the desired outcome. Go to the gym, go shopping, hang out with her kid and parents and never see him.

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Piss jobs, more like.

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Who knew it was hard to get good Norwegians these days?

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From the day they arrive at the doorstepAnd, cringing, step into the roomThere's more shit to clean than can ever be cleanedAnd a plan to get real drunk real soon!

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They paid the hillbilly /because/ she was stupid.

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This is how intermediate psychopaths and future terrorists are created.

And, rarely, future great artists and critics (cf. Arshile Gorky).

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Well he did verbal diarrhoea fox for 30 min.

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It is incrediably sad that this is kind of true.

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"****Mexicans:Are they in your underpants ?****"Evan just won the internet.

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