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The Glorious Guardians of Good, anyone?

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There <i>was</i> <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/563300\/middle-aged-wonkette-owner-knocked-up-by-stud-underling-pix-or-gtfo" target="_blank">a memo.</a>

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typo- he meant 'sly'

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just bring a nice fruit basket or a bundt cake- they're suckers for that kind of stuff

and have Shy wear his "-----> I'm with Christ killer" T shirt. You two will be a hit

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It worked for the Moose Lodge!

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Face it, Johnny. Without the cross burnings and the hate, the KKK would be just another close-formation suburban dads' precision riding-mower team.

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not necessarily in that order

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If you take the racism out of the KKK then it's just a bunch of guys with weird titles dressing up in sheets, right? I can't imagine that this will sit well with the membership at large, I mean hate is what they do. The early reviews don't look good.

Rusty McCabe, the Grand-High Magnificent Dwarf, out of Tennessee was quoted as saying "Fuck No!" Zeb Spooner, the Omnipotent Wazoo from Kentucky said, "Hell, whattawe gonna do with all them crosses" Cletis Jones, the Deeply Endowed Warlock from Georgia is disappointed, "Damn, we just made up new signs and got new sheets for the NAACP parade on Sunday". Finally Bobby McTell, the Grand Kegle Exercist, from Virginia is somewhat hopeful, "I mean we can still hate the Mexicans, right? Ain't nobody gonna have a problem if we hate on the Mexicans".

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Abarr? Sounds kind of furrin'.

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