All Hail John Boehner, America's newly crowned Orange Mikado! Blessings and peace be upon him, and may he bestow upon us a plentiful cigarette harvest, so that we may have cancer of the lungs and/or mouth, whatever.
Wow, is this the first time you've been on "the winning team"? Because you sure seem to have a lot of desire to gloat, and fantasize about punishing ... almost seems like ... you know, are you really sure you've won anything??
Anyway, that's nice, winning, and all.
I just wonder, how much sublimating of these feelings must you do during every moment of your normal daily life, that make it feel like this trolly-gloating is a worthwhile counterbalancing activity for you?
"I'm not giving ANYONE a pass"
I have <a href="http:\/\/www.businessinsider.com\/chart-of-the-day-jobs-lost-in-the-bush-and-obama-administration-2010-2" target="_blank">picture you need to explain.</a>
I&#039;ll cut him a little slack. His side won last night, and now he&#039;s developed a case of performance anxiety resulting in impotence. The guy&#039;s lashing out to counterbalance the perceived loss of manliness.
If heaven is gonna be like Branson, Missouri with all-you-can-eat buffets and twangy country music and good clean fun like games of horseshoes, can I please get in the line headed somewhere else? See? Your heaven would be my hell, you hay gnawing, sister fucking, overall-wearing, grammar school dropping retard.
What, Mittens &quot;Massachusetts HealthCare&trade; &quot; Romney and Sarah &quot;Half Term&quot; Palin aren&#039;t spanking givers? Of all the Republicans I&#039;d let spank me it&#039;d be those two.
When do we get to see a vote on critical budget issues, like raising the national debt ceiling to keep things humming along like so many hoveround power scooters? Time for the newly elected teabaggers to finally answer some of the questions they avoided during the campaign season.
How long can Boehner live? With all that smoking, drinking, excessive crying and pandering I him give 6 weeks till they find his carcass slumped over a large stack of tobacco checks.
Let us all remember the &quot;Republican Revolution&quot; in 1994 that brought in all these tough-on-spending take-no-prisoner types...and then remember how their tactics brought a federal shutdown that pissed off a lot of voters. Will this crop learn from their elders&#039; experience? Probably not. 1994 was so last century.
Republican discipline is stronger than Democratic, usually, and I&#039;m sure they&#039;ll still be more than able to Fuck Things Up, but I bet there will be a lot more in-fighting now, with Tea Parties roaring outside the Capitol about RINOs as a chorus. Have fun, Boner!
Abstinence Only WORKS! Ask Bristol.
Your God (which I must differentiate from Christianity&#039;s actual God, sorry nutbag) is a cartoon character.
Wow, is this the first time you&#039;ve been on &quot;the winning team&quot;? Because you sure seem to have a lot of desire to gloat, and fantasize about punishing ... almost seems like ... you know, are you really sure you&#039;ve won anything??
Anyway, that&#039;s nice, winning, and all.
I just wonder, how much sublimating of these feelings must you do during every moment of your normal daily life, that make it feel like this trolly-gloating is a worthwhile counterbalancing activity for you?
Amen.
&quot;400%&quot; ITS OVER 9000!!!!
&quot;I&#039;m not giving ANYONE a pass&quot;
I have <a href="http:\/\/www.businessinsider.com\/chart-of-the-day-jobs-lost-in-the-bush-and-obama-administration-2010-2" target="_blank">picture you need to explain.</a>
I&#039;ll cut him a little slack. His side won last night, and now he&#039;s developed a case of performance anxiety resulting in impotence. The guy&#039;s lashing out to counterbalance the perceived loss of manliness.
If heaven is gonna be like Branson, Missouri with all-you-can-eat buffets and twangy country music and good clean fun like games of horseshoes, can I please get in the line headed somewhere else? See? Your heaven would be my hell, you hay gnawing, sister fucking, overall-wearing, grammar school dropping retard.
true. i wish you were bigger.
What, Mittens &quot;Massachusetts HealthCare&trade; &quot; Romney and Sarah &quot;Half Term&quot; Palin aren&#039;t spanking givers? Of all the Republicans I&#039;d let spank me it&#039;d be those two.
When do we get to see a vote on critical budget issues, like raising the national debt ceiling to keep things humming along like so many hoveround power scooters? Time for the newly elected teabaggers to finally answer some of the questions they avoided during the campaign season.
How long can Boehner live? With all that smoking, drinking, excessive crying and pandering I him give 6 weeks till they find his carcass slumped over a large stack of tobacco checks.
Oh, the huge manatee!
He&#039;s a Republican of color, that&#039;s for sure
Let us all remember the &quot;Republican Revolution&quot; in 1994 that brought in all these tough-on-spending take-no-prisoner types...and then remember how their tactics brought a federal shutdown that pissed off a lot of voters. Will this crop learn from their elders&#039; experience? Probably not. 1994 was so last century.
Republican discipline is stronger than Democratic, usually, and I&#039;m sure they&#039;ll still be more than able to Fuck Things Up, but I bet there will be a lot more in-fighting now, with Tea Parties roaring outside the Capitol about RINOs as a chorus. Have fun, Boner!