Tennessee right now. What did wingnut conservative types even do before they discovered the greatest insult in the whole world, which is to call anything you don't like "Just Like ISIS"? Easy question! They called things "al Qaeda" and "Hillary Clinton" and "Better Dead Than Red!" and all sorts of other things.
There was this one chick at my high school who was actively recruiting other girls to engage in lesbian activity. "Sapphire" was tall, red head, and attractive. At the time, Sapphire's spiel was that she wasn't a lesbian per se, she just liked experimenting which is perfectly natural for all women. I heard both second and first-hand accounts about how warm, charismatic, and seductive Sapphire was to the naive and sheltered girls in my town. One girl, "Ashley" confessed how her defenses were whittled away by wave after wave of Sapphire's slowly escalating intimacy and sexual openness. Ashley only escaped when she went to the bathroom after some heavy petting, repeatedly splashed cold water on her face, and then resolved to leave immediately. But there were many, many others who succumbed. Several of them became hooked and repeated these acts. Credible rumors confirmed that Sapphire even gathered her most willing and eager recruits for a randy lesbian party where they showered together and engaged in group lesbian sexual activity. And it didn't end there. During college, "Natalie", one of the most popular and beautiful girls in my high school class, openly came out as a die-hard feminist lesbian, moved in with Sapphire as a couple, and adopted the musical style of Ani Difranco. Natalie remained ensnared in lesbianism until graduation. Nowadays, Natalies live a conventional life free of sapphic influence. She is married with children, and was last seen on Facebook supporting Marco Rubio for the 2016 Presidential Election. Sapphire's whereabouts are unknown.
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Now I'm hungry
There was this one chick at my high school who was actively recruiting other girls to engage in lesbian activity. "Sapphire" was tall, red head, and attractive. At the time, Sapphire's spiel was that she wasn't a lesbian per se, she just liked experimenting which is perfectly natural for all women. I heard both second and first-hand accounts about how warm, charismatic, and seductive Sapphire was to the naive and sheltered girls in my town. One girl, "Ashley" confessed how her defenses were whittled away by wave after wave of Sapphire's slowly escalating intimacy and sexual openness. Ashley only escaped when she went to the bathroom after some heavy petting, repeatedly splashed cold water on her face, and then resolved to leave immediately. But there were many, many others who succumbed. Several of them became hooked and repeated these acts. Credible rumors confirmed that Sapphire even gathered her most willing and eager recruits for a randy lesbian party where they showered together and engaged in group lesbian sexual activity. And it didn't end there. During college, "Natalie", one of the most popular and beautiful girls in my high school class, openly came out as a die-hard feminist lesbian, moved in with Sapphire as a couple, and adopted the musical style of Ani Difranco. Natalie remained ensnared in lesbianism until graduation. Nowadays, Natalies live a conventional life free of sapphic influence. She is married with children, and was last seen on Facebook supporting Marco Rubio for the 2016 Presidential Election. Sapphire's whereabouts are unknown.
Grrrrr. I'm still mad about that.
Lettuce not into temptation.
Honey, I don't think anyone but us Wonketteers understand how language works.
proudgramma and I LOVE BLTs!
Perfectly believable!
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Idiocy goes in, word salad goes out, you can't explain it.
Huh? Didn't you see those ISIS dildo flags CNN fretted about?
I thought Mardi Gras was "people without sticks up their asses can be cool".
And turn the shrew into a pillar of salt.
Eh, not like there's an ISIS club either, didn't stop him from worrying about that.
Pictures of Sapphire, Ashley, and Natalie or GTFO. Ultimatum-ing for a friend.
I believe Sapphire wrote a book, later made into a movie called "Precious: Based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire."