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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Everybody knows that 2nd Amendment always trumps 1st Amendment, because well, what are you gonna do if we disagree - talk me to death? I didn't think so.

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Do you think da Vinci has some detailed drawings of some awesome guillotines in his papers. Possibly even a model that flies across the room on a chain to remove the offending head.

WA Bishop's avatar

* When given a choice between two lies, pick the scariest.

jqheywood's avatar

The exact opposite of froody

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Oh yes, "startle." Might as well mean that too.

I am totally going to startle you, right in the ass.

PsycWench's avatar

Shouldn't this be a felony? Or, I know, subject to Second Amendment solutions.

PsycWench's avatar

"<strike>Americans</strike> Kock Brothers for <i>Kock</i> prosperity"

Fixed

Fartknocker's avatar

Not to get all 2nd Amendment-y but a lot of folks in Michigan carry weapons and have CCW permits. I suspect a homeowner busting a cap into some fool coming onto one's property and posting a supposed "eviction notice" would cause AFP to rethink this strategy.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Future fun fake posters that may appear on your door…

Quarantined Plague Area! This house condemned due to bed bug infestation. Warning! Excessive flatulence! Condemned for Intergalactic highway. Jew Occupied House!

PubOption's avatar

Any number of popes and inquisitors?

PubOption's avatar

I don't think he lives under the bridge.