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Shypixel's avatar

I chickened out.

Or maybe was lazy.

Whichever one puts me in the better light in your mind, that's what I did.

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diogenez's avatar

Will the Op-Ed pages be written in crayon? Will they be distinguishable from the "news"?

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Lot_49's avatar

Job-killing governmental manure regulations wiped out a whole renewable transportation network!

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Shypixel's avatar

Yet another simple business solution destroyed by liberals.

Funny though, that it was liberal and radical Republicans. Wonder how badly they wish they could go back in time...

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Buying the GOP didn't work out so well ... "pulling a Murdoch" must be plan B.

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Shypixel's avatar

Honestly considering making a new IntenseDebate profile, just to thumbs up this one more time.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Less regulation philosophy espoused by newspapers owned by oil tycoons… what could go wrong?

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Vin Diesel?

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Shypixel's avatar

I know this is difficult for a liberal to admit:

Doonesbury stopped being funny after Duke left Samoa.

There, I said it.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

As long as they don't drop Mark Trail I'm OK.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

what's that behind David Koch? It looks like the illegitimate spawn of Stewie Griffin and the Kool-Aid Man

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PubOption's avatar

Perhaps they should change the names of their newspapers, to something like 'Truth' (or the Russian version 'Pravda').

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Shypixel's avatar

How much money does Grover Norquist's Butthole hold?

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Shypixel's avatar

God I hate that fucking duck.

There needs to be a rule on the comics page: you have to at least try to make a joke. No blatantly political bullshit, unless you can make it funny.

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Shypixel's avatar

Sharks have honor.

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